You must be Jamaican cause you have long dreadlocks and you are listening to Bob Marley

Why would a baby cry? Because it's being put through a juicer.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff. What's green and fluffy? Green fluff. What's red and fluffy? A kitten that got hit by a truck.

Why the FFUUU did you go back? Because I broke something huur.

What do you call a black police officer? The drug dealer's inside man.

What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

What did the award-winning physicist say to the community college graduate? I'll have Chicken McNuggets please.

Are you 9/11 because i would like you to destroy my tower.

A fat guy!

Why do depressed people like sharp knives? Cause there good for cutting Salad

Roses are blue Violets are red This isn't humor The Hell's wrong with you?

Why did the gay man not walk straight? Because I took a jack hammer to his foot

What did the man say to his dead wife? "I'm Blind."

What is worse than the holocaust? DUH! A worm in MY apple!

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo Don't worry I'll be there too! Not in the cage But laughing at you! ??

If life hands you melons, you might be dyslexic.

antonis sister is mighty fine

Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

Q: Why is it funny to laugh at gay men? A: They like men.

Girl: What is your phone number? Guy: 1-800-Choke-Dat-Ho

Ask me if I'm a human. Are you a human? Yes.

What happend to the chicken that crossed the road? He got hit by a truck.

So Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station....

What did the helicopter say? Aluminum-minum-minum-minum-minum-mum-mum-mum-mum-um-um-um-um

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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