Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

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How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

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What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

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Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

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What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was stapeled on to the elephant.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? no... Well, It's really nice. :)

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A bar walks into a man and the man walks into a watermelon then the watermelon walks into a black guy then the black guy walks into a piece of fried chicken then the piece of fried chicken walks into a hotdog then the hotdog walks into a wall then the wall walks into a horse then the horse walks into a jar of mayonaise then the jar of mayonaise walks into a can then the can walks into the bar

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A Muslim walks into a bar He immediatley turns around and leaves as his religious beliefs forbid consumption of alcoholic beverages.

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What's worse then your pets death? I don't know I asked you.

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how do you wake up lady gaga? set her alarm for a reasonable hour

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A gay man goes out with a butch lesbian and develops a loving relationship, years later they get married and have kids, adopting them from the local orphanage and lives happily ever after.

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What do you call an underground train full of professors? It's very unlikely that the passengers on an underground train would consist entirely of professors, unless it was a special service booked solely for the attendees of highly specialised lectures which required each audience member to have completed a professorship.

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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Roses are red, Violets are violet, If you think Violets are blue you're an idiot because they're called violets for a reason.

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Looks like you are having a TUFF time recovering from the game.....lol.....

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What did the guy say to helen keller nothing... according to helen keller

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A man was late for work, he came to a stop for his third red light. He stopped and waited for the red light to turn green then continued on his way to work.

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Whats worst than being raped by a black guy? Being raped by two black guys? You racist i'm calling the police.

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Why so serious ?

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Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

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roses are red violet are blue what are you gonna do when chuck norris find you

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What's a lil plus a lot A little more then a lot

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What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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