A American seeking into mexico

What do you call a Black guy who flies planes? A pilot

whats worse than a worm in your apple? the Holocaust

What is worse than waking up by your alarm clock on the weekend? 9/11

What is the difference between tea pot and shinkansen? shinkansen is very quick train and tea pot is traditional piece of dishes..

Q-Why did the man fall out of the behemoth A- he had no legs

knock knock whos there make up make up who hahahaha you said make a poo

Joe:Hi Steve how was your day? Steve:Fine why do you ask? Joe:Because I am gay. Steve:Well if you are so happy tell your sister.

Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

How do you make a baby fit in a bottle? Blender.

why didnt the black guy die on the bus fire? The fire was in the front of the bus!

What is big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree A pool table

There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

What do you call a woman who can't walk? A paraplegic.

What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

What did the Woman say to the man after he walked into the pole? That was a pole you idiot

Why din't Santa come to Timmy's house? Timmy died 6 months ago. :(

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pickles.

Is Yered a dumbass? YA

A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

Roses are red violets are blue tulips are purple/pink

What ever happened to Sally? We don't know she went missing over 5 years ago.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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