- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

What did the Banana say to the human. Nothing, because bananas are not capable of talking

Q:What happens when you choke a smurf? A: Nothing because smurfs dont exist

Why did Steve Jobs step down as CEO of Apple? Because he died.

What's the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same

So a baby seal walks into a club

nick walked into macdonalds... everyone stood up and left as they saw the potential danger in the situation.. nick later ended up bieng hit by a bus after chasing a duck

What do u call something that's sticky and in a stick form? A glue stick :)

What do you call a computer running Windows DOS? Obselete

A man walks into a bar, drinks, then leaves the bar.

How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer, then you will die.

Who's blind but can see, deaf but can hear, and dumb yet can solve the most complex mathematical equations? Helen Keller-Norris

What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

Q: What's blue and fuzzy? A: Blue fuzz

hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

A man and his dog walk into the park, the man grabs a ball and chucks it for the dog. The dog can not chase after the ball because he has no legs and bites his owners leg.

A:why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side =D B:...i dont think you fully grasp the concept of an anti joke yet...smh -.-

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

A Jew walks into a bar........... he buys it.

Why did the Jew cross the road? After looking both ways many times, repeatedly, to make sure there was absolutely no element of possible danger, he concluded that his best option was the cross the road.

what do u say to a man walking down the street nothing, u shouldnt talk to strangers

if a fat guy in a red suit comes into your house on christmas. its not santa your about to get raped from chewy(:

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