- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

Huffing glue only becomes a problem when you get stuck on it

Q: What does a giraffe say to the other giraffes? A: Nothing, giraffes do not have vocal cords and are therefore unable to make any sounds, much less speak; not to mention a giraffes brain is far to underdeveloped to talk in a spoken language.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

whats fun about the governement's jokes? nothing, they are actually serious

Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

What did Batman say when he saw Robin? Hey look it's Robin

You should get a new joke book............ because the newest edition has just be released

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

What do you call a muslim flying a plane> .....a pilot

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

Kid 1: Mama why is my name Daisy? Mama: Because when you were born a daisy petal fell on your head! Kid 2: Mama why is my name Rose? Mama: Becuase it was a nice name.

Rishi has popcorn while wass n jess r making jokes on anti jokes

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a turkey, idiot.

if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

Why do jews get their foreskin cut off? Because they're jewish.

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing your mum having sex

why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

What's the difference between Batman and a black guy? One is a guy that dresses up like a bat and fights crime and the other is just a mild-mannered person.

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