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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two muffins in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says nothing, because muffins cannot talk.

Why did Susan fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock... Who's there? Not Susan...

You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

Cat ate a battery, did volts.

A sober Irish individual.

In Soviet Russia, test takes you... to a privileged University with an appropriate transcript.

Knock, knock! Who's there? orange? orange who? orange ya glad i didn't say your family was dead.

Why Did The Man Fall Off His Motorcycle? Because he hit a bus.

I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

What do you do with a wombat? Allow it to freely express instinctive behaviour in its natural habitat.

How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

12/23/2012

Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

Yeah, I know too, its as if "Omg he has not replied in 5 seconds something must be wrong", sorry about that. Not endorphin person? That cannot be too good.

What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? Being raped... What's worse than being raped? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two flies in your soup

Your mother is of a healthy weight and a pleasure to be around.

Knock Knock ...Does anybody know how to use a goddamn door bell these days?

among liedbtt is my Captcha code

Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

Knock knock. Who's there? The police The police who? Sir, your wife is dead.

Why did Jimmy eat the apple? Because he was obese and needed to eat healthy because his doctor suggested it.

roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

So the man goes to the doctor and the doctor tells the man " you will have to quit masturbating " So the man asks " why" And the doctor said " so I can examine you "

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

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