Which ballet do pigs like best? Pigs don't understand ballet, but they probably like the ones with audience participation, as they are friendly animals and enjoy interacting with humans.

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Why are fish so easy to weigh? Because usually they've been killed, stunned or sedated first.

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Are you still trying to turn me on or something? Well its not not working. Anyway, what is yogurt? So I am eating dead bacteria here? Ifs so strange I feel like I have known you my entire life.

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What did the little black boy get for Christmas? Hopefully something nice.

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A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

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how do you know your sister is on her period? you dads dick taste like blood.

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I fear I do, maybe someone fooled you, but that was originally one of my aliases.

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A: How do you piss off a female pilot? Q: Kill her family

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Paper or plastic? Yes...

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look at your sister now look at me now look at your sister now look at me you probably have now realized that you cant see me.

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Eric is gay Ha

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Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

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If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

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There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

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What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

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what do you get when you cross a giraffe and an octopus an abomination

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what did the doctor say to the wery fat man? you have diabetes

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What did the fisherman say to the other fisherman? Were both fishermen

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My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

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What did the penguin say to the other penguin? Nothing, penguins don't talk.

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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A blonde boards a plane and sits in first class. Another passenger sees the blonde in his seat and tells her she's in the wrong seat. "I'm not moving!" says the blonde. The passenger calls over the flight attendant. "Ma'am, you're supposed to be seated in economy class," says the flight attendant. "Please come with me." "No! I'm not moving!" The flight attendant informs the pilot. The pilot comes out, whispers in the blonde's ear, and then the two have wild sex, right in the open. Oh my God, you should have been there. She had the most incredible rack ever!!!

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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Pete and Repeat are sitting on a bridge, Pete fell off and Repeat still hasn't been able to forgive himself for pressuring Pete to join him on such a perilous perch.

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Anti Joke

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