- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Call me for a good time! 402-805-2412, I do anal!;) -Martini Wyant

Which is better; having a billion dollars or a trillion dollars? Trick Question, you aren't that rich.

Your momma so stupid, she dropped out of school at a young age of 12.

your mother eats so many chocolates and sugary confectionary that i would recommend a check up the the dentist.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

What is older than history?

What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

How do you solve a scatter plot? Give a pencil to Michael J. Fox.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black —Stevie Wonder

Whats funnier than Dane Cook. The Holocaust.

Why couldnt Helen Keller drive? Because She was Blind you sexist asshole

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When you aren't feeling well, you should see a doctor like this: https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS5u4lryU5PzmLUKCGEKZgDWMeQ_96VLEKFGu7Wvk-4M7UXHkOXBw

NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

Q. What do you call an average middle-aged white man who walks into a bar and asks for a drink? A. Not a very funny joke

What did the pear tree say to the farmer? Go harvest that corn over yonder.

Malcom: Knock Knock. Jessica: Who's there? Malcom: It's Malcom. Jessica: Okay. Come in.

Whats the difference between an aboriginal and a deer? Nothing, infact they are quite similar, they have no house and smell like wild animals and jaywalk.

What's red and weighs a metric ton? An apple, my scale wasn't calibrated

A bunch of kids are in a treehouse. The treehouse falls out of the tree and kills everyone in the treehouse and the two little girls playing underneath. It was sad.

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