- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the woman with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A diagnosis.

What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

What's the difference between a radio and a bowl of potato salad? If you put batteries on a radio you can turn it on and listen to some music. If you put batteries on a bowl of potato salad it's not gonna give you any music.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." The man of the house subsequently notifies his government that genetic engineering is going awry.

Three penguins sitting in a tub. The first penguin says to the third penguin, "Hey would you pass the soap?" The penguin in the middle says, "What do you think I am a typewriter?"

Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. ;)

Why are there so many little girls falling off swing jokes? Because you tuch youself at night.

What did the duck say to the other duck? Something, But us humans don't speak there language to understand

A Jew walks into a bar...He uses his coupon to get a free drink, then leaves.

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How do you get 100 Jews into a car? You can't. It's physically impossible.

What did the little boy get from his parents on Christmas? Nothing. His parents died 2 nights before in a tragic car crash.

Q:What's the difference between a Boy scout and a Jew? A:Boy scouts come back from camp.

Q: what is blue and has no legs A: A crippled boy painted blue

Where does a jew with ADD go ? A concentration camp

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

Justin Bieber walked into a strip club. Selena Gomez wasn't there.

Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

i did a 360 noscope, then i jizzed. from dylan

I walked into the cactus store. The clerk there was being mean so I called him a "prick". ...........

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