Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

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whats worse that being raped by a giant squirrel? being raped by two giant squirrels.

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What did the cute little girl get for Christmas? Raped

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what did the white rapper say to the black rapper? i like your work. to which the which the black rapper replied, thanks.

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Who is JP? A really smart kid! HAHA jk

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Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

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How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

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An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

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Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

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Why did the dead chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was dead.

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What is green and slow Grass.

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"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? - Nothing This homeless man got a gift for his Birthday. What happened to the gift? - It got stolen the following day What did this homeless man get for New Year? - Still nothing Get real.

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Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

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What did the Asian dad say to his son when he got an A- in math? Good job son.

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Q. Why did the child's mother tell him to clean his room? A. Because his room was messy.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? - Probably about 5 or 6, depending on the car.

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J- Jiggly E- Enormous S- Sad S- Smelly E- Ethiopian

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An American, an Indian and an African walked into a bar. They had a memorable time together.

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Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

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Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

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You know what I am gonna come up with that could potentially make me millions of dollars? An idea that could potentially make me millions of dollars.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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