- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh

What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

A circus clown climbs to the top of a five-storey ladder and dives into a foot-deep pool of water below. His neck is broken on impact. RIP Chuckles.

What did the boy say before he died? I'm dying.

why did the boy fall back wards? he was shot dead

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

Why did andy fall down Because his friend pushed him over

What did one Dentist say to the other? You are fat.

how many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one................ standing on a pile of dead babies.

what is the ??? crust^2 + Cool Whip

rawrrrrrrrrrrr

Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

America needs to burn Less fossil fuels to save the environment

He was as tall as a 6 foot 3 tree.

Hey babe, do you like water, because I have water.

There once was a boy walking over a railroad track. He got hit by a train. He died.

Life gives you lemons you make lemonade. What do you do when life gives you melons... youre skrewed.

yo momma is soo stupid when anyone says anything she say i don't understand .

Godilla walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

why did the man have an axe in his car he kills children with it

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

Why didn't the mexican have a job? because he was working on his masters degree

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