- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your so stupid that when during your baseball game your third base coach told you to run home, you did. The next day, you failed your test.

how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

Holy sh** a talking muffin!!!

what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

A young man walks into a bar. A complicated chain of events leads to him marrying the owner's second cousin's half-niece-in-law.

I wish you were never born. Me too. Then I wouldn't have been raped today.

What does Chuck Norris order at a coffee shop? Coffee.

You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

what can you blow up and sleep with at night? An air mattress

How do you get a baby to be quiet? Put it in the oven for a few minutes

Why did the chicken cross the road? ...because chickens love to confound people.

PICKLES

Roses are red, VIolets are blue, Tulips are white, Sunflowers are yellow

What did the father give to his daughter? AIDS.

Name a country that begins with the letter U A. True B. False C. All of the above D. None of the above

i had a dream last night;) it was sad because you lived but then i dreamed up a bus and made it hit you. i had a dream last night;) you died

What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

Old, Asian, Woman who drive

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

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