Jake pulled out a gun and held it to his head, planning to fool his friends because he knew the gun was empty. Then his friend thought he was helping out his suicidal friend by stabbing him.

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what do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with no punchline

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Last week, one of my ex girlfriends called me. She said she had to tell me some bad news. "I don't know how to tell you this but I have AIDS. I really didn't know how to reply to that so I said the only thing I could say. "Yeah, I know."

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What happens when a chicken with a goat have sex? nothing.

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why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

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A blonde fails an exam because she did not study

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Roses are Dead, Voilets are, too Now shut up and say nothing Because we're watching you

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If it looks like grass, smells like grass, and tastes like grass... Then you were honestly misled when ordering that salad.

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What did Hitler say to the Jewish boy? Nothing, Hitler died many years ago...

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why does andy speak when not spoken too because he wants a smack

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Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

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What did the Jew say to the Catholic? Nothing. He is a mute you insensitive moron!

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What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

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Have you heard the joke about the cat? No Are you kitten me

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Yo momma's so fat that when she asked the doctor, he said she could have such bad cardiovascular problems if yo mamma keep the typical sedentary habits, wich consist in a diet with a lots of fat and sugar, the lack of physical exercise and genetical characterists which make a person get fatter more easily.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Its children were just slaughtered.

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Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

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Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

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Micheal Jackson walks into a bar

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Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

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so a man walks into a bar, then the prison warden told him to calm doun.

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So, a Vulcan walks into a bar... and he doesn't say anything, because Vulcan's suppress their emotions.

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Why did the girl scream at old people? She had turrets. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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