- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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On Tuesday mornings at 7:32 a.m., what is the square root of 31? I don't know, because it would be an irrational number of which is not possible to calculate without the aid of a calculator. However, the date and time would not affect the answer.

roses are green, violets are yellow, I am a hybridizer.

Roses are grey Violets are grey Colorblindness isn't funny And neither are you

Why was the fat lady on the Medicine ball? Because she was fat!

Is your refrigerator running? Yes Wtf?

What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because the grocery store only sold pork

Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender New Doritos Dip

What's worse then a blind driver? A girl driver

If you rewind Gozilla, it's about a giant lizard that helps rebuild a burnig city, and then goes back into the ocean again...

. . I am a whale

What do you call cheese that isn't yours Stolen propety....

Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

a homeless man walks into a bar, the bartender and patrons treat him nicely, and sympathize for his current situation.

"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

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Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

What is worst then a blond trying to pass collage?....... There is nothin wrong with that

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