Why did the cops beat up rodney king? Resisting arrest.

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Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

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what's purple and plastic purple plastic

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did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

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Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

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Dad: hi son Kid: (looks sad and looks at the ground) Dad: what's wrong son. Kid:I raped a girl. Dad:Who? Did you rape son! Kid:mom.

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Q: What did the cat say to the dog? A: I hate you, alot

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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?"i'm so turned on right now." - horny light bulb

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what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

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do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

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What should you do when you're constipated? Poop.

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What's green and black? Grass with wheels.

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What's red and green and goes round and round? A kilt at a scottish dance

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Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

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Why did the person name her OC telephone? I have no idea, please let me know why.

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Why can't the black guy read? Because he's blind.

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I'm rick james bitch

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I remember my first beer. It did not taste good to me at the time.

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Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

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Why did Suzie fall out of her swing? Because she had no arms.

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Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack, due to her poor eating habits.

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How do black people vote? They go to their polling place, register, then vote for their candidate on election day.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? First you simply whisper in her ear telling her to wake up. If she doesn't, simultaneously whisper and tap her gently. If you have failed to achieve your accomplished goal, repeat step two however intensely touch her and project your voice when telling her to wake up. Step three, get a... WAIT WAIT!! I just waisted 20 seconds of your life, you're never going to meet her.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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