- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

I'm at a payphone. Though I'm out of change so I'm unable to call my girlfriend and break up with her.

There are 10 fish, 5 of them drown, how many are left? 10, fish can't drown

Q: Whats worst than the Holocaust A: If a second Holocaust happened, and then you found an apple in your apple

Knock Knock. Come in.

How do you kill a blonde? By irreparably damaging a major organ. The same way you kill anything else.

What do you call Madeline McCann at the bottom of the sea? Drowned Madeline McCann.

How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well why wouldn't it?

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

Insert joke that isn't even an anti joke = The new jokes on anti joke now.

what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ now I know my ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ no I know my ABC etc:

look im not better than you, your a ten im a two your a queen im a fool you got looks i got scares u got talent i got beuty to its a win win

Why was the black man running? He has to stay fit for the army.

why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

Whats brown and sticky? Poop on a warm summers night.

If a tree falls in the forrest and a women hears it does it make a sound? Why is there a tree in the kitchen.

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