why was the little girl crying? Because her family was dead

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What were the muslims doing on the plane? Probably going somewhere that was too far to walk or drive.... just like everyone else on the plane.

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#IsaiahAfterAD&B

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Why do black people always sit in the back of the bus? There aren't any available seats in the front.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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Why can't Osama bin Laden make anymore terrorist attacks? He's dead.

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Whats the difference between anne frank and osama bin laden? Nothing. They were both found eventually.

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My favorite color is Ham. And I can count to Potato.

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How many apples does it take to keep the doctor away? 1 if you throw it hard enough! haha

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Yo mama's so fat, I gave her a compliment because we should embrace body acceptance.

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Sammy bought 48 donuts. He ate 36. What was Sammy left with? Diabetes. Sammy was left with diabetes.

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Knock knock Who's there? You're You're who? YOU'RE MOM IN MY BED!!! (i know it sucks)

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Why does Hilter hate Jews? He's incapable of hating because he's dead.

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what did the farmer do? plant

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How did the black guy get out of prison? Further evidence in the case was found which proved that the black guy was actually donating blood to a local blood drive for children with leukemia.

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Your friend is so gay he has consensual sex with other men, and enjoys it.

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what happens when a migit and a horse have sex..... probably nothing

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What did the kid with no arms get for his birthday? A sock puppet.

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A devout Christian dies. Peter winks as his soul passes through the impenetrable Gates of Heaven. Everyone is gay and– like, gay as in happy– Fags aren't allowed in Heaven.

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have stage IV Ovarian Cancer.

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Roses are red violets are blue What the heck do flowers Have to do with You?

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A husband said to his wife, "If you want to have sex, stroke my penis one time. If you don't want to have sex, just say so and I will respect your decision, though I may be disappointed."

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*knock knock* *knock knock * ? ? The man didnt answer because he died of a stroke

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whats big, white and will kill someone if it falls out of a tree? a refridgerater

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