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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who kille the Mockingbird? George Bush: i wish i could know the answer for this question, but belive me i am thinking.

Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Why did he? NO I LOST THE CHICKEN Later: Knock knock Who's there The chicken

Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

What do you call a pool filled with black people? A pool

Whats worse than spilling the milk? Getting raped by the easter bunny.

What's funnier than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

What do you call a dog without a bone? Floppy.

One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

Give to the less fortunate. Date ugly people

Why couldn't Jesus get a driver's license? Because automobiles did not exist 2000 years ago.

What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

The early bird gets the worm, but the angry bird gets the pig.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: he was sucidal because his kids hate him and his wife cheated on him.

Roses are red Violets are blue Deez nuts Ha goteem

Knock knock Who's there The military, your son died last night.

a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue These are your Results You have Cancer

What do you call a baked bean falling from 10,000 feet? A baked bean

A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

how do you make a plumber cry?.... kill his family

Yo mama so fat, she suffered a heart attack last week and we are all deeply concerned.

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