- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q) How many boring people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) One

Optimus Prime: "GIVE ME YOUR FACE!" Shockwave: "Illogical. I have no face." Optimus Prime: "Then GIVE ME YOUR EYE!" RIPP

whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

A blind woman was watching tv. think about it

There's this Priest, a Rabbi and a Preacher talking about how similar they are.

What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

Why are black people like jelly beans? Nobody likes the black ones

What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

I would very much love to meet you again Erron, call me sometime I do not care how you get my number.

Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

I run, but I have no legs. I see, but I have no eyes. What am I? A prospective result of future medical advancements that allow the disabled to live normal, healthy and fulfilling lives.

Why did the gay guy go in the bar? To find some hookers

Q: How do Hellen Keller's parents punish her? A: They give her a timeout

A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

What did bob get his wife for christmas? Pregnant

What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

Listen Nero, you consider us like friends too right?

What do you call someone who sits on anti joke every day? Luke Skywalker

What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

America

Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

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