A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are trapped on a deserted island when they come across a magic lamp. The brunette rubs the lamp and a genie appears! The genie offers them each a wish. They all make their wishes, but none of them come true as the genie was simply a hallucination brought on by severe trauma and dehydration.

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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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Your momma is so fat that she could benefit from loosing a couple of pounds.

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What's brown and smells like poo? Poo.

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when chuck norris does a pushup, he is tearing the muscles in his biceps, deltoids, core, and triceps in order to make them stronger.

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A Jew and a Muslim are playing golf. Just not together.

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What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

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"Whats that boy? Timmy fell down the well??" Bout time

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Why couldn't the Muslim eat pork? He didn't have a tongue.

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Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

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How do you silence Justin Bieber? Hold his head under water until he stops struggling.

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Ebola

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Did you hear the one about the koala bear that fell out of the tree? Yeah it died.

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Roses are dead Violets are too Were all gonna die So are you.

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Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

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What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

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What does 2 + 2 equal? 4

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If you're jumping rope, and both the tires are flat, how much frosting would it take cover the staircase? Rocket!

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Why didn't Jacob marry Bella from Twilight? You have to be real to marry someone

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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why was the kid sitting in a wooden chair? Because at the early age of four he was diagnosed with cancer and genital warts!

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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French man: Bonjour! English man: um, i am not french! french man: oh, My chat is on this beautiful country! Her name is Valentina! English man: What you poo in the open and name them?

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Why did the man trip over the kitten? He was blind.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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