- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a man with cheese on his face? cheese face

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had Alzheimers and forgot that he lived on the other side of the street.

Q: What causes earthquakes? A: Your mother walking.

A:Knock Knock B:It's open

When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? feel the other side of the worm in his mouth

What's orange and rhymes with a parrot. A carrot

Butterfly is standing on a flower. Cow comes and steps on that flower

Q: What do you get when you put a boy and a girl together in a locked room? A: Blood and gore.

As we had been trying for some months now, I called my wife to ask her the result of her pregnancy test. A stranger answered and promptly told me she was killed in a car crash.

what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

A man removed Stephen Hawkings hand off his keyboard, what did Stephen say to the man? Nothing his hand isnt on the keyboard.

Why is SkrillEX bad at fishing? S EX

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

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How did Nissan show its new car in there commircals By driving very fast and hitting fat kids $

A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

A boy asks his teacher for a eraser....he was given a blue pen. Turns out he was in space.

Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

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