- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. He asks for a beer. One of the bar tenders twlls him they are all out. He takes out his gun. He has 1 bullet and there are 3 bar tenders. He wants to kill them all. What does he do? A: Shoots 1 and pegs bricks at the other two.

Why was it really gross when the blonde dove into the swimming pool? Because the swimming pool was full of phlegm!

Knock Knock, Who's there? Jim Jim who? Oops, wrong house.

Q: Why is it so that antijokes often give you a funny answer? A:.... hayroll crickets Moral: Im the MoranautBitch!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

There is no "i" in "team," but there are two in "indigo."

an emo girl walked into a white room

why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

i bought a sock i wore it i bought a fish i killed it i bought a human i ate it IM A CANNIBAL

My children are mistakes

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a priest, a rabbi, and a nun walk into a bar...and the bartender goes...what is this a joke? mr. healey

Your momma is so fat when she heard about the quater pounder she thought it was for a quarter.

Why did Lindsay Lohan talk to her car? Because she's insane

Q: what happens when Justin Bieber walks into bar? A: three things, blood on the bar floor, another vister at the celebrity hospital, and Justin Bieber with knifes and darts stuck in his chest!

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

How do you get through a locked door? Unlock it.

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You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? "Uh... So, you're a farmer?"

a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

What do you call a drunk, blind, deaf monkey driving a car? A bloody good driver!

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