- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb.

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what did the red towel and the blue towel say? Nothing because towels are inanimate objects and therefore can't talk.

Cornflakes were an accident, so was Chernobyl

What did Steve Hagen say to Steve Walters? "We have the same first name."

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

Yo mama so stupid, she signed an apointment with Dr. Pepper

What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

Knock Knock. Who's there? An Alzheimers's patient. An Alzheimers's patient who? To get to the other side!

1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? runs

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

A wild Snorlax appeared crushing several members of the community

wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

What's white, black and can't fly? Nothing important.

Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

What did the penis say to the vagina during intercourse? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

What do you call an amazing person Good

I was eating a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

Why did Isaac run from his mother? She tried to kill him because God said so. Christianity.

Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

Guess whats in my hand. Can you guess? A gun. Bam bam, you're dead. Haha

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