- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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oh, brown loaf is fine, i'm on my bike.

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

I used to know what alzheimers was

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Susie.????

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

How many wheelchair users does it take to change a light bulb? - They are not physically capable

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

according to the ewspickle, it is Dumbledore's favorite food.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. wow i missed the entire purpose of this.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i have Alzheimers, Roses are red

Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

How do you find out the population of Mexico? The census.

what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

Why was billy sad? He was being brutally hacked to peices behind his garage

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, oceans don't have hands to wave either

Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

What's brown and smells of chocolate? Chocolate or something dipped in chocolate but that might also smell of something else - like bananas.

What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

Why was little Johnny crying? He is regularly raped by his father.

A man was complaining about not getting enough sleep. He was then raped.

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