A black guy , a white guy and a jew walk into a resturaunt They are offered the special.

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There is my brain said the English man stop leaving it in the fridge and let me mug you now get in the car OK!

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why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

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1 woman and 2 guys were on a roadtrip. Every single day they would go do the same things. First go to Denny's, then to the mall, then see a horror movie. One day the woman said, "I don't want to go see the horror movie, I'm scared enough!" So the guys agreed that they'd trick the woman into going to a horror movie before Denny's. They went, and the woman was scared out of her mind. She yelled at them both for 30 minutes and to this day never speaks to them.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 sodomized his whole family.;

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Why does the girl continue to cry repetently everyday? Because she found out she was diagnosed with terminal cancer.

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Roses are blurred Violets too I have astigmatism I cant see shit

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What's black and crunchy? CO-Co PUFFS

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Roses are red Heres something new Violets are violet not fucking blue

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A man starts acting weird in a resturant, the waiter says "whats the problem sir?" The man says "I'm choking and I just died."

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What is an antijoke? Not Knock

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What did the plane say to the twin towers on 9/11 - Nothing, how do you expect planes to talk, stop hallucinating and stop with the drugs

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A man was walking through the woods when he comes across a little girl crying by a lake. "What is the matter little girl?" he asked. "My cat fell in the lake ... and it couldn't swim ... so my father jumped in as well and drowned too," she cried," Sad, the man sighed, pulled down his pants and said, "Well I guess today's just not your day,"

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who's a knob,a liar, and systematically ruining a once well-run family football club by employing crooks , buying footballers who are well-passed there sell-out date and getting the team relegated ? steve kean not laughing ? nor are 23 ,000 others

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whats funnier then a joke on anit jokes pracitcally anything cause anti jokes repaeats and everyone has herd them

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like funny jokes but I tend to ruin the punchline by just talking too much and that's probably why no one likes me and...

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- Helen Keller

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What is exceptionally dangerous? Shaving while taking a bath, because the risk of electrocution is extremely high.

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Sooo, when exactly did you become a man? Is this subject boring you?

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What has four legs and is always ready to travel? Siamese twin fugitives.

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a bunch of guys did cocain for the first time. they later died from a drug over dose.

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Why did Marilyn Manson surgically remove 2 ribs from his body? To suck his own penis.

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How do you stop a black kid from hanging around in your back yard? Hang him in the front yard.

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Q: A man walked into a bar and said, "Ouch!" Why? A: The man walked into a METAL bar.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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