- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's There Lettuce Lettuce who? Lettuce down the street building his new garage

One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

A blonde keeps walking down her driveway to her mailbox.Finally, her neighbor asks, "Why?" The blonde replies, "The computer says I've got mail."

How fast can you paint a fence with babies? Depends how fast you can throw them.

What did silly Billy with no arms get for Christmas ? Gloves.. why did silly billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a microwave.. Why did silly sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally..

A Native American walks into a casino. He wants to invest a protion of his earnings from his fortune 500 company into it because he believes it to be a profitable venture.

Why did the cow fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second cow fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first cow.

What do you call a black man in church? Religious

Knock knock! Who's there? Alan okay come in

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a skitsofrantic, and so am I

What happens if a guy is gay? You call him Verl.

What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

Why didnt Jimmy go to school on Thursday? Jimmy is a vegetarian!

roses are red violents are blue your dad is gay soon it all be you !

If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

How do you make a person cry? You bury them alive.

what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

A Jewish man, a christian man, and a buddist man walk in bar, They all have to much to drink and are arrested for driving under the influence while trying to get back home.

Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

What's worse than reading the same joke multiple times? Having cancer.

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