Roses are Red Violets are Blue I just sharpened this hatchet Don't make me use it!

What did the Brontosaurus say to the Triceratops? Nothing. Neither of them have ever existed.

asians have slitted eyes lol

Eddie Murphy's recent film career.

Q: What's the difference between a bird and a fly? A: A bird can fly, but a fly can't bird.

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead are best friends and go shopping together.

anus

whats black? the colour

Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

Three men walk into a bar, the bartender asks why are you three men in here? The men look confused and suddenly leave

What happens when a Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. He gets a broken nose.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not a blind guy.

Have you ever seen that gay clown in asda.

there once was a chicken it was yellow

whats worse than finding a holocaust in you apple...........

Why did the black boy fail out of high school? Because his grades were bad.

Roses are red violets are blue, he is for me and not for you, he's too ugly you can have him

What's brown and sticky? Some brown pigment mixed with something sticky like glue.

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What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding Osama Bin Ladan in your refrigerator.

Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

A man gets a paternity test. It's better than beating his wife senseless due to his own insecurity.

What is white, black and blue all over? A zebra that was assaulted by Chuck Norris.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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