What do silly people in a monastery say? stop munkying around.

why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

Q: Whats worst than the Holocaust A: If a second Holocaust happened, and then you found an apple in your apple

How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

There are two muffins in the oven. The first says to the other, "Its getting hot in here." The second, befuddled, replies, "AHH! A talking muffin!"

Did you hear about the constipated mathematician who broke his calculator? He went to the shops and bought some laxatives and a new calculator.

What's short and weak and has no life..........a Jordan pederson!

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What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

What is brown, creamy, and tastes like gravy? gravy.

Why wasn't Will invited to the party? Will has been dead for 3 years.

Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

why was the man afraid of the tree? Because it ate his mother!!!!!!

Whats brown and sticky? Poop on a warm summers night.

You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

Q. Whats brown and sticky? A. Poo

Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

Whats a six letter name for black people? Friend.

whats the best joke ever? womens rights

Why did Billy fall over? Because someone tripped him.

What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

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