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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse then getting kicked in the face by Chuck Norris? A: Nothing

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

How can you tell if someone is a Mexican? Ask them politely if they're Mexican

Q. why did the plane crash? A. because the pilot was a loaf of bread

A cat walks into a bar. She belongs to the owner, so he gives her a saucer of milk.

Q: What did the black man do at KFC? A: nothing, he ate dinner at home.

Why did the little boy fall down the tree? He didn't. He jumped.

why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

A Muslim and 2 French people walked into a bar They start to have a nice conversation about Charlie Hebdo

why can't you hear a pterodactyl pee? Because the "p" is silent

What did the monkey say to the other monkey Monkey can't talk

Hey I Just Met You And This Is Crazy But I Am Pregnant And It's Yhur Baby ~GotDemChoozen

irish man drinking john smiths

A lady with alzheimers walks up to her friend and says" my nefew died today" and her friend replied.. " no he died three years ago."

Ask me if I'm a carrot Are you a carrot? No

what did the woman say when the guy told her he liked her christmas tree? thank you.

What's the difference between an American and a Russian? One's American and one's Russian.

A young boy trips and severly cuts his knee while running down his neighborhood street. He is promptly brought to the hospital to avoid receiving any serious infection.

The foreskin of a baby gorilla

Thank you very much for being so kind to me throughout the years. I have never known a better man. Rest in peace.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why did no one help him up? Because nobody liked him.

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

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