- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

Nobody cares maddie!

yo mummas so FAT to get to the other side

Call me for a good time! 402-805-2412, I do anal!;) -Martini Wyant

Whats funnier than Dane Cook. The Holocaust.

When you aren't feeling well, you should see a doctor like this: https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS5u4lryU5PzmLUKCGEKZgDWMeQ_96VLEKFGu7Wvk-4M7UXHkOXBw

why did your mom make food to feed the killweeds.

What's worse then a bad hair day? Hattie.

What's red and weighs a metric ton? An apple, my scale wasn't calibrated

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

How do you solve a scatter plot? Give a pencil to Michael J. Fox.

NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

what do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating thats odd.

Why couldnt Helen Keller drive? Because She was Blind you sexist asshole

jews

Communism hehe xd

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black —Stevie Wonder

your mother eats so many chocolates and sugary confectionary that i would recommend a check up the the dentist.

Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

A man walks into a bar and is shot in the face

You know what's sad and Funny? When a guy walks into a gay bar and doesn't get hit on.

What did the Jew say to the German? Yes I would like fries with that.

I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry".

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