- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a black person gets a tan, what do you get? A burned black sausage.

A:Wanna hear a joke? B: Sure A: A joke

knock, , knock , who's there the gas man the gas man who ? the gas man who is gonna turn your gas off !

Why didnt Steve Jobs make an iphone 5? He died

Why did the black women sing to the left to the left? Answer: because black people have no rights

A blode walks into a bar, She gets her hair dyed brown and is later presumed smarter due to a the genral public being steriotipical.

What did the unicorn say to the horse? I have a horn and you don't.

A man lying in bed at night rolls over and starts rubbing his wife's back. She says, "Not tonight, honey, I have a headache." Her husband respected her wishes and went to sleep.

what did hayley say to missy last night? I'm tired bye

once upon a time there was a chicken, it crossed a road however unlikely this chicken has become famed for its crossing and will be hailed for eternity. through the chickens actions thus the first anti joke was born

What's funny about a dying dog? Nothing.

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

Q: why is there always a window in front of the kitchen sink A: so when the woman is washing the dishes she can see the grass she is about to cut

i don't hate you because your fat ...your fat because i hate you

Whats Barack Obama's favorite number ? 7

A black man and a mexican jump of a building to see who hits the ground first. Who wins? Society.

How many finger does a normal person have? 8...and 2 thumbs!!

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? I don't hammer the watermon

What is green and has wheels???? Yo mamma on a Wednesday.

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why was the frog sad..... because it was stappled to the boys face

What has eyes but can't see? Helen Keller. What has ears but can't hear? A field of corn.

Yo mama's so fat, that we are all extremely concerned for her health.

There is an American, a Mexican, and a Muslim on a plane They give the American the 1 parachute and the Mexican and the north koreon explode

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