- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so fat, she went to the hospital, and they intern, turned her exess fat into 12 babies.

Why wasn't the tractor moving? Because the farmer was killed in a drive-by shooting.

What do you call a Mexican that sails a ship? A sailor

What do you call a jew without a nose? A most likely kind and interesting anti- steriotypical person

You know what's funny? You got AIDs

a guy walks into a bar. he buys several drinks, ends up drunk, and crashes into a coffee shop with a goat in the backseat.

Knock-knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Knock-knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Knock-knock Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana you glad I didn't say banana?

A blind man walks into a bar, bystanders help him up.

How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Q: What do you call a cow with no legs? A: Lunch.

Why did Larry fall off his bike? He was hit in the head with a brick...

when life gives you lemons, force a hobo to eat them because lemonade is going to suck if life doesnt give you any sugar.

A hat fell into the Indian Ocean. What happened to the hat? It got wet

Hi... your father has testicular cancer and he will die in 2 months....

What did Han Solo say to Chewy before they got in the Millennium Falcon? Chewy, get in the ship.

A: What's that on your shoulder? B: A birthmark. A: How long have you had it? B: Don't know.

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What did the drunk man say to his wife? "I love you, Honey"

What did the Pedophile say to the small girl? I have served my sentence and been successfully rehabilitated. Please continue playing out in public without fear of being sexually assaulted.

Why did the Asian crash her car? Someone shit on her windsheild.

Rebecca Black. That's it. That's the joke.

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colourblind.

Why did the Albino cross the road? He was going to the skin pigment store.

Your mommas so dumb she had to climb a glass wall to see what was on the other side! But the glass was slippy so she never saw what was on the other side.

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