- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are baked until ready and then enjoyed be the person who made them.

There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Poems don't have to rhyme... Refrigerator

Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

what does a slim jim taste like? there is no answer because everyone has a different amount of taste buds

I took my sick iguana to the Vet. He said why did you bring him to me, a former soldier?

A penis walks into a bar..

I am quite mature.

What do you call a group of black guys riding on horseback? You don't. You call the cops first.

If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

Knock knock. Who's there? AV. AV who? Asshole vison. Now that's Amusement Vision. (Remembering Amusement Vision...)

Your mother is so average in weight and in attractiveness.

Knock knock Who's there? Your mom Oh hi mom

Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour.

Whats the diffetance between a river and a waterfall? One is vertical!??

What's black and white, and red all over? Nothing, those two events are mutually exclusive of each other.

Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus

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