- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

Your family tree is like a cactus, its full of pricks. ;P

Two women are sitting on a park bench, minding their own business, saying nothing.

roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.

Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

whats fun about the governement's jokes? nothing, they are actually serious

A woman walks up to a man in a supermarket and asks him where she can find the potatos. He says "I think they are all the way at the end on aisle 3" "Thanks" she says. Then she gets to aisle 3, and there aint no potatos!!!!

what is pink and shaped like a banana? A pink banana.

A family has been forced out of their house by ghosts. Who are they gonna call?... Their insurance company.

Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

What happened to the plumber payed in gum? His family left him because he was irresponsible with his business

why did the cookie go to the doctor? it had vaginal warts

Why was Little Timmy crying ? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus. Knock-Knock! Who's there? Not Little Timmy.

Who can walk on water? Not the guy in the wheelchair.

Mary had a little lamb, its heart was black as coal, it crept into her room one night and ate her f***ing soul

What did the mouse say to the elephant that sat on him? Nothing, he died on impact.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I can not rhyme, Show me your tits

What did the duck wear to go swimming? A bathingsuit!

Nick Demarco got butt due to the high number of females in his apartment

What did the man do when he ran out of milk? He went to the store to get some more milk!

A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

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