A fat man walks into a gym, and comes out fatter

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What did the boy with cancer get for his birthday? Roses on his tombstone.

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Q: why did the chicken cross the road A: you are adopted

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I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

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What did the old Hispanic man say to the young black woman in the Laundromat? I don't know cause I goofed in school and didn't pay attention in spanish class.

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whats the difference between a thousand dead babies and a porshe? i dont have a porshe in my garage

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Your mom is so fat she probably has a body mass index of between 25 and 30 which is considered to be "overweight" but paradoxically is associated with fewer health risks by medical professionals.

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My mother's star sign was Cancer. Ironic how she died really. She was attacked by a giant crab.

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This is the same thing you told me once, believe me, it helps holding into it.

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Q: what's yellow and can't use chopsticks. A: corn

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What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

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Q: Why do geese fly in a V? A: It's more aerodynamic.

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What do you do when life gives you lemons? Kindly reject the offer and give it back to life.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are yellow Azeleas are pinkish purple

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When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.

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hwhy did the monkey fall out of the tree? he got shot. why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? he was nailed to the first one.

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I've been reading these for the past hour and you guys are just out right terrible! -Sarah

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Roses are red, violets are blue, i got a boner, from looking at you

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Wanna hear a funny anti joke?...........................................................................................Funny anti joke

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What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog

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Annld so the penguin said, "This is my most casual outfit!"

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I am going to school I live in Ohio, but I'm at Germany How do I do it? I'm a blonde, nobody knows

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whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

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Roses are blu Violets are red Im colored blind

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