A man asks his friend "what's black, blue, and red all over?" He repiles, "Nothing, because I'm colorblind."

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Chuck Norris has a chin under his beard.

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mmm i love marble bumhole

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Why did the blonde cross the road? To get to the Public University where she worked as a Ph.D associate professor of linguistics.

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Whats long hard and full of semen? A dick.

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

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What did the bartender say when the black man walked into the bar? Hello, what would you like to drink?

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Life gives you lemons you make lemonade. What do you do when life gives you melons... youre skrewed.

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so today i took a poop. hehe

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What did the cat say to the hamster? Meow

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XD I TOTALLY CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT ONE! XD IT WAS LIKE SO OBVIOUS! XD

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Why is my brother so bad at making anti jokes cuz HE HAS a sense of humor

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Q: Why did the Creeper explode? A: Cause you invaded and took his land that was rightfully his. He's not the monster, You are!

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

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What did the Po-Po do to the speeding Mexican? Gave him a ticket.

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How did the man escape the giant scorpion? He didn't he watched as his family died and waited for his demise crying in the corner of the scorpion's layer

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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:Knock Knock :Who's there? :....... No one was there because they were ding dong ditchers.

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Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion...

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Whats the difference between platinum blondes? Absolutley nothing they all look exactly the same.

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What did the frog say to the other frog Your a chode

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What's black and red, and covers most of your body? Fourth degree burns. You should say your goodbyes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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