- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How can you tell that the Filipino presidential candidate Grace Poe is an alien? From her extra set of retractable jaws and highly acidic body fluids.

no im only tryin to keep it real like a broken peice of cheese.

a man offers an innocent little child some candy from his van upon arrival the child is raped and beaten suverily. -teagan doherty-

if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

How do you blind an Asian? Rip out his eyeballs.

Q. What did the dog say to the cat? A. Ruff.

Why am I telling you this joke? Because I entered the following, agreed to the Terms of Service, and clicked "submit".

A man came home and witnessed his wife having an affair with another man. The husband and wife got into a huge argument and eventually got divorced

Why couldn't the girl call her boyfriend? Because she is homeless and can't afford to buy a phone.

What's long, hard and full of semen? An erect penis prior to ejaculation.

What did the Apple Tree say to the Oak Tree? Nothing.

Q: You know why the floor is so clean? A: Because the janitor puts a lot of hard work into it.

Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

Why did the blonde kid that was really gay He got a bad case of HIV

Dislike if you are a prostitute

Why was 13 afraid of 27 Because 51 had an extra penis

What did the angry asian man do after he crashed his car? He died of serious head trauma and internal bleeding.

what's the best way to remove leaves from a tree? take them off

So a horse walks into a bar.. and breaks both its front legs. The owner has to shoot it because it can't race anymore

What happened to the clown that touched the kid? The clown got honked up

So, would you like provolone or mozzarella with that? Yes.

why are anti jokes so funny? cuz u pobably just laughed at this one.

What do you call a black man and an Asian working in a field? You politely ask their names and then use them; their colour is of no consequence.

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