Two men were standing on the 34th floor of a 65 floor building. They were trapped in a office with one window. here is their conversation: guy1: oh no what should we do??? guy2: I don't know!! this is awful!!! guy1: I have children and a loving wife!!! guy2 walks to the window sill and leans over. guy1: what are you doing? there is more to life we can get through this!! guy 2 jumps out the window guy 1 runs to the window sticks his head out and yells "MAKE MINE CHOCOLATE!!!"

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1.Why were the black men asked to leave the bar? Because it was a womens bar. 2.Why did the 40 year old get an erection? Because he was excited.

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Whats worse than one dead Baby in ten trash cans Getting raped by kobe

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What's the difference between you and a bucket full of shit? The bucket...

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What has red dots and is yellow all over A poisonous frog

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Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

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roses are red violets are blue maskrosor are gula

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Nero, I can barely stay awake, can we chat more later today though? I would really enjoy that, and sleep before that.

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What do you do when life gives you lemons? Kindly reject the offer and give it back to life.

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You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was curious about something that had diverted his attention.

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The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

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I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

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"Ask me if I'm a tea pot" "Are you a tea pot?" "No" Try this on your friends

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Why did the man cross the road? Because he was applying for a job that's building was located on the other side of the street.

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Ehh

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Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

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Why do beavers have flat tails? They don't know but their relatives certainly get upset

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? Sara had no arms! Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sara!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A worm in your intestinal tract.

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Mike lost his arms in a car accident. Knock knock Who's there? Not Mike.

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How Do You Solve A Impossible Math Question? You Dont. cause its impossible.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

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why was sally the best at hid and go seek they couldn't find her body

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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