How many people like gang rape? 9 out of 10

Why was the boy laughing at Sally? Because Sally was a man

A baby seal walks into a club.

What's worse the a bee sting? Two bees stings What's worse the two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse the. The Holocaust? Three bee stings

- Knock, knock. -- How many dead babies does it take to cross the street and walk into a bar? - That's an odd question to ask to a visitor. -- Your mom.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

knock knock who's there? a dog ......dogs cant talk ..................

Whats a movie? A moving picture.

Q:Why do you never run over black guy on a bicycle A: Because that is not a very nice thing to do

Two guys walk into a bar. They are knocked out and rushe to hospital because the bar was metal.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a screaming goat

Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I have ADD Check out this flashlight!

How many dueche bags does it take to change a light bulb? 0 They're two complete unrelated things

Ian: Your Mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide off a sidewalk. Dan: Yea, and when that didn't work she hanged herself.

Got in a Taxi and the driver said "You'll never guess who i had in the back of my cab the other day". I said "It's probably pointless me trying to guess then ".

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse does not answer because he is a horse, and neither speaks nor understands the english language. He looks around, and is confused by his surrondings. He gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

Two men were standing on the 34th floor of a 65 floor building. They were trapped in a office with one window. here is their conversation: guy1: oh no what should we do??? guy2: I don't know!! this is awful!!! guy1: I have children and a loving wife!!! guy2 walks to the window sill and leans over. guy1: what are you doing? there is more to life we can get through this!! guy 2 jumps out the window guy 1 runs to the window sticks his head out and yells "MAKE MINE CHOCOLATE!!!"

Barman: Why the long face? Horse: To support my twelve molars and twelve premolars which help me chew grass so I can swallow it properly.

Nero, I can barely stay awake, can we chat more later today though? I would really enjoy that, and sleep before that.

Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

roses are red violets are blue maskrosor are gula

What's the difference between you and a bucket full of shit? The bucket...

Whats worse than one dead Baby in ten trash cans Getting raped by kobe

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