- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dog with no legs Nothing it won't come

How do you make a black person mad? Set his house on fire.

10 years later...... a baby is born in Japan and has 26 toes due to radiation

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What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

Your mom is so old, she was able to have children around the time you were born.

Whats the difference between a pizza and your opinion? I asked for the pizza

Inspirational speaker: "You can judge a man by the way he treats those who can do nothing for him." Me: "Hitler loved dogs."

What did the mentally disabled child say to the snowman? Mnnghhhmuhmuhhu ooh ooh ooh!

What do you call a black man riding a plane? A black man riding a plane.

your mother is in alkatraz as she was sentenced to 25 to life due to false accusations

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she was clumsy. Nevertheless the accident was minor and she did not injure the arms that she had.

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Roses are red violets are blue I have alziemers banana cookie!

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What did the Macedonian guy say to the Croatian guy? Both of our countries are from the former Yugoslavia.

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

What did the man say after he was shot? Nothing, because the bullet hit the man with so much impact that he instantly died and was unable to talk at the current time. Others in the surrounding area walked by as if nothing was there.

A hairy monster walks into a bar. It was halloween.

Knock Knock Who's there It's me open the door

If I had a nickel for everyday I lived...... I would get a nickel a day

Why should you be scared when a black man asks you, "What are looking at?" Because if he is over the age of 18, he should know better than to end a sentence with a preposition, unless of course, he never had an education, in which case... you should probably run for your life.

Why did the car get sucked up by the tornado? Because it was in Pilger, Nebraska.

Why couldn't the black man get a high-paying job? because he lived during the harsh and cruel times of slavery.

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