- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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hey I just met you, and this is crazy. I have alzheimers. Hey i just met you.

What's similar between a black man and jelly babies? Nothing

Barack Obama.

Why couldn't Billy see the show? Because Billy is blind.

A white man applies for a job two weeks later he finds out he lost the job to a hardworking Mexican who went to college and payed his debts

Why did the train stop? - It was surrounded by elephants

Whats green? Mountain Dew.

What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

How do you make a dog say meow? Freeze it and put it through a woodchipper. (MEROWRRRR)

Chose to describe yourself: Green thumb: Tall wealthy, good looking, intelligent man with a model wife, a ferrari expensivo, a hotel just for yourself. Red thumb: A below average piece of shit? Green thumb? Dont lie to me you piece of sh*t!

What was so funny about my sister getting raped? Nothing, there's never anything funny about someone getting raped, especially when it is a close friend or family member

Why was the plumber sad? Because his family died in a car crash

Why didn't the white kid go to school? Because it was Martin Luther King day.

How many owls can you fit in a bath tub?

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock Knock. Knock Knock Who? Knock Knock (:

Whats the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes to step on trampolines.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?' The horse say " i have testicular cancer."

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road A. Because he needed to get to the other side

What did the basketball player do before he scored a basket? Shot the basket ball

Q: What did the fish say when it swam into a concrete wall? A: Fish don't have vocal cords that allow them to speak in a way discernable by humans, and if they did, it would just sound garbled and bubbly due to their being underwater.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't a Ferrari in my garage

Urban ghettos

knock knock go away!!!

A Jew walks into a wall with a boner. He breaks his nose.

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