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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

What is red and has wheels? Grass, I lied about it being red and having wheels.

Q. What do you call a person with no arms, legs, torso, or head? A. A mutilated corpse.

Sidney was a man, but not just any man... He was a fishmonger.

What's worse than stepping on a nail? stepping on the nail and falling on more nails face first.

Roses are red Violets are blue I gotta go to the bathroom

What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

Whats on my leg? A pimple. What is it doing? Releasing a white/clear puss.

A man walks down the street past a flamboyant homosexual male and kills him in a hate crime. This homosexual was Dylan Glogowski

Hmmm, how would Sherlock Holmes solve a crime?... Oh wait. He doesn't exist.

A jew was walking down the street what did he see? the holocaust

What's five miles long and has an IQ of 40? A democrat parade.

Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

Q: what's wrong with this sentence? My dogs is running in the garden A: I don't have a garden

Roses are grey. Violets are a different shade of grey. Let's go chase cars. -Dog

Which came first the chicken or the egg? The egg. Chickens evolved from their pre-historic ancestors who each laid an egg with a slight genetic mutation until one egg contained what is now classified as the modern chicken.

How is a woman like a condom? They are not. A woman is a human being and a condom is a man-made rubber object used as contraception in sexual intercourse

Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.

Q: What has the exact same colors as the gay flag but are sometimes hilarious? A: Clowns.

Why did sally fall of of the swing she had no arms

Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

how do u drown a blond you put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

A Christian and an atheist are in a bar. Neither one knows the other's religion and they continue to drink.

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