What did the black man do when he walked into the bar? He went up the bartender and bought a beer.

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a motorboat. They are sucked into the propeller and brutally disfigured instantly.

your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

Whats brown and sticky? A Stick.

What are three things an average teenager cannot live without? Oxygen, Food, and Water. Duh.

Man 1: my wife has lovley perfume. She smells like a peppermint cream. Man 2: Yeah, I know, I spent eight hours shagging her last night.

[Set up] [No punch line]

What's worse than this That :(

A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

What is funnier than one dead baby? Two dead Babies

My three children are three big mistakes.

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Watch me shoot you

A man walked into a bar. He was only 19, but technically a man. Underage drinking is not O.K.

Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

Where's my tractor?

why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

Your mom is so fat..., that she died of a heart attack at an early age and everyone mourned her greatl

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't have to cook an onion to eat it.

What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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