why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead...

Q. What do you call a blonde in a library? A. Lost.

if you want to see somthing funny, throw a small child imbertween two catholic priests!

Why does a squirel swim on his back? Because it was trying to keep his nuts clean

Why dont you ever see any black mermaids? Mermaids dont exist.

"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

Bob: Say this word that I spell out. Jane: Ok Bob: N.I.N.A. Jane: Um...Nina? Bob: Correct. Now try N.I.N.O. Jane: Nino like el nino Bob: Good. How about N.I.N.E. Jane: Ninny? Bob: Hahaha wrong

Q: Whats the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

What do you call a black guy who flys a plane? A pilot.

What do you call a dead man walking? Someone on death row.

What does the fox say? "It's called a hustle, sweetheart."

Whats the difference between a boy scout and a jew? A boy scout gets to come home after camp.

How many jews does it take to change a baby's diper? I don't know my wife will do it.

Why did the pengoon cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

A horse walks into a bar. He called him Arthur. Those are two sentences.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your Grandmother died.

Once upon a time there was a king who had a daughter. She eventually grew up and contracted aids got run over by a bus and shit her pants..

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Love and attention from his parents.

How do you stop 5 black guys from raping one white girl? You call the police.

Why was the man sad? His brother died.

what did old retarded autistic ginger kid get for his birthday? i dont know thats why i asked

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead. Dead people can't drive.

Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Barak Obama all found a magical lamp. The Genie appeared and said, "I will grant one wish for all of you, and one wish only." Bill wished to become president. The other two thought that would be pretty cool and did the same. (ic3)

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A broken boomerang

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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