- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Mary fall of the swing? Because she had no arms. Who pushed johnny of the cliff? Certainly not Mary

Q. How do you drowned a blond A. Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool

Q-Why did the man fall out of the behemoth A- he had no legs

Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

Roses are red Violets are blue Carnations are cheap and they will not get you a blow job.

knock knock who's there? hope

I Never apologize, I'm sorry, that's just me

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I've lost my tractor!

Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

civil rights

Ok everyone, you know that kid that after his joke he'll put louis on the bottom because that's his name? He sucks at joke telling and if you see any of his jokes, DISLIKE THEM!

Patient- Doctor! I feel like a piece of ! Doctor- What is ? Patient- It's four dots on the computer screen representing a curse word. Doctor- What computer screen?

What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

What is the worst gift a child can get? a gift

What's green and gets you high? Marijuana.

Let's play twenty questions. Alright, but I have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari. A Ferrari isn't in my garage.

2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

Why was the fat lady on the Medicine ball? Because she was fat!

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

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