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Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

You might be a redneck if you hate your father and you live in a trailer

What would Jesus say if he was alive today? “Nehwê tzevjânach aikâna d'bwaschmâja af b'arha.”

Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

What did the rabbit buy the Jewish duck for Hanukkah? Nothing, animals don't celebrate holidays.

Women's Rights

Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

a mexican guy, a jewish guy, and a priest jump off a plane they landed safely and had a great day

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm colorblind.

What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

A man walks into a barbershop. He gets a crew cut and leaves.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had Alzheimers and forgot that he lived on the other side of the street.

What's the difference between 10,000 dead babies and a Farari? I don't have a Farari in my garage.

What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

how do u talk to a person you like go up and talk to them

Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

Male leadership.

Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

A man sets his house on fire. His wife comes home, what did she ask? Why'd you set the house on fire?

A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

When life throws knives at you, run away.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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