Knock knock Who's there Done Done who? Done with waiting out here, let me in you dick!

Tilt your screen back .

1 I've been diagnosed with-- 2 I don't give a f*ck, go die in a hole!

- Why the black people smell? - To let even the blind person hate them.

A man is watching a football game and sees a comercial for a medicine that boosts testosterone levels. However, this man has no issues with his testosterone levels, so he proceeds to watch the rest of the game and then goes to bed.

What do you call a rabbit with carrots in its ears? Anything, it can't hear you!

What's big, white, and kills you if it falls out of a tree. A Fridge

Did you here about the 2 guys who wanted to go to Paris? They didnt go!

A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

They say laughter is the best medicine but i've always found it hard to laugh at cancer.

what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

How do you make a clown happy then sad? You give him pot then shoot him in the foot

What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

Two fish are in a tank. The first one says, "How the heck do I drive this thing!".

How do you know when some one is a complete dick? When they hit the prestige buttom in Black Ops when your taking a dump. N.P.P.

What happen to the man who got drunk and passed out behind the wheel? He crashed into a tree, his car caught fire and then he got incinerated.

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because the branch broke.

What does God say when a balck person is person is borned? "Another burnt one"

Tucker Rivera

What did Helen Keller say to the little boy with cancer? Hudd Wahher shelper, ghh o.

Why did the elephant paint his toenails orange? Because he wanted to hide in the pumpkin patch

A baby seal walks into a club.

Did you hear the joke about the deaf guy ? He didn't.

How about that airline food?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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