- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the girl running out of the school? Because her principal was trying to rape her.

What kind of pizza did the world trade center order? Two cheese pizzas.

Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with my brother anymore? Because he's dead.

Your mother is so stupid because as a child, she was unable to keep up with what was being taught as she unfortunately had a learning disability.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

Why couldn't the horse open the door? - Because it was locked...Beeeeeeeeeeeeeef Jelly

What's brown and sticky? Anal

What did one salt shaker say to the other salt shaker? Nothing, Salt shakers are merely used to add flavor to foods.

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

What do you call a banana? A banana.

A ghost walks into a bar. Nobody sees it because it is a supernatural entity.

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He applied for a Visa and was granted authorization to live and work in the United States on a permanent basis.

Q: Why did they laugh at the black guy? A: He told a funny joke.

A family of five sit on a bench, the bench falls the family die.

Two black guys are seen running out of a convenient store. They've just received word that two planes crashed into the twin towers, both their sons worked maintenance on the 73rd floor.

What do an airplane and a strawberry have in common? They can both fly.... Except for the strawberry

Kid hands Lebron a dollar, asks for change Lebron hands him back 4 quarters.

The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

What do you get when you cross a cat with a fish? A dead fish.

What did the asshole say to his friend behind him? Fart

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