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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

So a guy is playing jeopardy and decides to choose the category "Therapist." so he tells the host, "I'll take the rapist for 200."

People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

Bigfoot, Santa, a dumb blonde, and a smart blonde all jump off of a cliff. They all reach terminal velocity and at impact at the same time. However, no one really cares.

What do you call a blind person? Mack Despard

What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

How many amish people does it take to screw in a light blub? None as the amish don't require artificial light

Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

What did the caveman say to the dinosaurs, nothing dinosaurs are from the Triassic period 25 million years ago, while the origin of man came around 230000 years ago, so there would be a massive time difference and and would never seen each other.

bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being chased by a coyote that hadn't eaten in several days.

roses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

what do you call a bomb in a plane? A dangerous threat to lives

Jesus walks on water Chuck Norris swims through land

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

Roses are shut the f* up. Violets are shut the f* up. Shut the f* up. Shut the f* up.

What's the difference between a horse and a gorilla? Their penis size. Horses have relatively large penises, while gorillas are known to have the smallest penises proportional to their body size.

wut did the cow say to the other cow thet's get a moo shake

What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

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