- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

why is the earth mad at the moon? cause the moon mooned the earth

Knock Knock Who's There? Dave Dave, who? Jerry, just let me in already Two months later, Dave was convicted on charges of home invasion and the murder of Jerry Jones without bail.

what do you call your mama at the gas station

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'who the f*ck let a horse in here, get it out now'.

What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

Under Chuck Norris' beard, there is a chin.

Why are tests such a pain in the ass? Because your vomiting shit you'd learned the night before.

Jim: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bill: Why? Jim: To get to the other side! Bill: I don't get it Jim: It's an anti-joke, because you expect a punchline but there is no punchline, you get it? Bill: Hold on, let me tickle myself.......oh okay now I get it hahahahaha!

A man is unemployed, ugly, short, fat, smelly and stupid. That's what she said.

What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

I'm going to live to be 300 years old or die trying!

whats in a red suit with a white beard and jolly......st.nick jerking of and blowwing a load in your stocking while taking a shit on you coffee table before theen hanging it back up over the fire place

What was the last thing that went into the head of the space pilot of the Challenger shuttle right before it crashed? He was probably thinking about his wife and family...

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Let's go play on our bikes.

Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

What's orange and is a loyalist in the orange order? Caoimhin McCann?

Why did Todd have intimacy problems? He was molested as a child.

What is red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

I have a meeting with a man about a horse. I have a chance to win the triple crown. Barboro is gonna do awesome. Oh wait he is dead.

What did the mother say when her sons asked for a can of pop? No you have diabetes.

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