Knock Knock Who's there? The electrician, I'm here to fix your door bell.

How many black teachers does it take to figure out 10 x 30. only one shes a very respected teacher

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

whats black and doesnt work? a broken black toaster

If you place a dog next to a cow, they're not the same size

why did the man fall off his unicycle? because he was dead

Why did Julia fall of the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Julia.

Why did Hitler Kill his self Answer- He got a gas bill By Lewis

homosexual rights to marriage

Knock Knock Who's there??? Your mom

What happens when you throw a red rock into a purple river? It gets wet...

How do you drown a fish? You don't...

What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

friends are like snowflakes. if you piss on them they go away

B==========D-------------------------- im pissin man! god!

why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

Why did the clown fall off the unicycle? Because I shot him in the face.

Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

Q. Why dont people like shane murchan ? A. Because he wears chinos .....

Why did the little boy fall of his bike? He was dead.

What's the difference between an American and a British guy? Their fingerprints.

I put the STD in stud now all i need is U

What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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