- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

My girlfriend says i cant finish a sentence properly dripping horse cum fetus rape.

When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

Benjamin Frankin was playing with his Xbox...

What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Who the hell are you?

Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

Whats black and red and dead? Nobody could tell, but they were sure that it wasn't a dead black person, so stop being racist!

whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

A:Knock Knock B:It's open

three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, the holocaust didn't actually happen, besides I hate jews

Why did it take so long to find Osama Bin Laden? No idea. Bad military tactics. Was he found?

What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

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