Why was 6 afraid of 7? When 6 was younger, he was made fun of by all the bigger numbers. Everyday after school he would go home and wonder why he was made fun of. Was it his looks? How tall he was? The pain and suffering never stopped. He thought of suicide every day he got home from school. One day his mom got home from work and found 6 bleeding in the shower. She thought he was dead. She hurried him to the hospital where he was barely kept alive. After months of recovery, he started going back to school. The bullying never stopped, they started calling him a loser who should have died. He got older and depressed as a teenager. He got ahold of alcohol and began drinking. He went to meetings and got over his addiction. 10 years later he meets up with 7. It takes him back to his horrible childhood with the big numbers. Every time 6 sees 7, he gets reminded of everything. 7 had also murdered someone in front of 6.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Finding an apple in your worm !!! ... Wait, what ?

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What did the rich white student to the poor arabian teacher? good morning Mr.Stevenson.

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Little johnny raised his hand one day in class and asked if he could use the restroom. The teacher said he had to say the abc's first. Johnny successfully recited the abc's and then proceeded to use the restroom.

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What do you say to a whore with two black guys? How much an hour?

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What is the most hardest math known to man kind? 1+1=?

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

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An american, a french and a japanese walk into a bar. They are colleagues from the International University of Florida, used to go out together.

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Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses the best ingredients.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

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Why do they call it "Unsweetened Tea?" Did they put sugar in it and then take it back out again?

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what do u call a 7th grade ninga joe waldeaker the sarah freek

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DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

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what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

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What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

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Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

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I'm homeless.

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Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

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I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

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What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

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Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

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What did Shaggy say to Scooby before they got in the Mystery Machine? Scooby, get in the Mystery Machine.

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