- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Q: Why is the sky green? A: It's not

my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

a man walks into a bar with a monkey i forgot the rest of the joke your moms a whore

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

What did Michelle Obama get for Christmas? Cancer

What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat it for being black.

What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas?? -nothing, he didn't make it that far

How did the black man cross the Atlantic? An airplane. He also could have used a boat. However, airplanes are a preferred form of travel.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Sex! Sex Who? Sex with me. BOOM!

What more orange that a lime? Most things.

Why does austin bell like it up the butt? Cause he's a cat a kitty cat meow meow meow and meow meow meow

They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

why did the chicken cross the world becuase he had to go in the bathroom

So a man walks into a bar, And because he is dressed in such a way that was thought of as threatening to the general safety of the highly valued customers, he is shot eight times in the head.

Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

A gay man goes out with a butch lesbian and develops a loving relationship, years later they get married and have kids, adopting them from the local orphanage and lives happily ever after.

how do you wake up lady gaga? set her alarm for a reasonable hour

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??