A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

What's worse than farting in front of your boyfriend? Farting on your boyfriends pillow and giving him pink eye.

womens rights.

whats an aids victims last wish not to have aids

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

what do you call a black guy african american

roses are red voliets are blue u actule thought i would cry over you!

Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

whats the differnce between a white boy and a black boy? skin color

What is the biggest lie ever? "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Use"

Q. What happened first The Tree or The Apple. A. Johny Appleseed.

What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident

Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

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What did the paper towel say to the tomato? Nothing.

Q: what is the best way to pick up jewish chicks. A: with a pickup line and possibly a gift such as chocolates or flowers

Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

how many flys in a box six --sticksack

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall?? A: It depends on how hard you throw them!!

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

It is true that Trump will make America great again.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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