Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

What do black people and apples have in common? - They both look good hanging from trees.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He was perfectly happy where he was.

Whats funny and has 2 wheels The holocaust, I lied about the wheels, and the funny

I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

Why did the fat person build a lift in his house? He was caring for his terminally ill mother which has a cancer and got both her legs amputated due to the cancer spreading to her legs.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

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What's white on top and black on bottom? Society.

Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

What's the difference between a 1980 mustang and a pile of dead babies? I don't have the mustang in my garage.

a blind person walks into a deaf person and the deaf person says "dadadader"

Yo mamas so fat,you know wht, i think she might die !!

Why couldn't the little boy open his bedroom door? He was dead.

Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape his burning car wreck.

What happend to the chicken that crossed the road? He got hit by a truck.

a man walks into a bar with a monkey i forgot the rest of the joke your moms a whore

What more orange that a lime? Most things.

Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

Girl: What is your phone number? Guy: 1-800-Choke-Dat-Ho

my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

Knock Knock! Who's there? Sex! Sex Who? Sex with me. BOOM!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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