What burns like hell? Gonorrhea.

My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

What happens when you give a boy a cookie? He falls asleep and his parents think he was kidnapped by a serial killer.

Guess what! What? huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhu

Tom: Did you here about the blond who went to college? Mike: No. Tom: Well I heard she's leading a very successful life.

how does cody get laid? he doesnt.

Jackie Chan walks into a bar.

hextech crafting too opieop

What do a squirrel and a grape have in common? They are both purple except for the squirrel.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

Whats worse than biting an apple with a worm in it? Getting stabed until you died and being fed to your own children....... twice

What's black and fast? A treadmill.

why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Mike Mike who? Mike who you just called and told to come over Oh ok, come in

Before her maiden voyage, they told the Titanic she could become anything. So she became a submarine.

gingers

Q: What do you call 500 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A: A Good Start.

Q:What do you call a cow with no legs? A:A hamburger.

What was 6 affraid of 7? because 7 was black.

You're so fake, Barbara Millicent Roberts is jealous of you.

What do a raven and a writing desk have in common? I have no idea.

sucks Syntax...

Hitler wasn't such a bad guy. He did kill Hitler.

What do you call 10 old black people in a barn? Used farm equipment

Anti Joke

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