What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

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what unique about 3 red signs and 1 blue sign right next to eachother? there all the same colors!!!!except for the blue sign.

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

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Why am I telling you this joke? Because I entered the following, agreed to the Terms of Service, and clicked "submit".

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who is really lanky? james cornish

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Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

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Q: What's Funnier than a baby spinning around a pole at 300 MPH? A: Stopping it with a shovel.

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You're in the middle of the ocean and you see a roller coaster. What color is the penny? Tree.

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One dog says to the other "I love going for walks!" A women over-hears, screams "A Talking Dog!", and calls the police. The dog is put down and dissected for scientific research.

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What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

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A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, the little midget is coming for you. If you don't run and if you don't hide, you will probably be stepped on because of my incredible big size.

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Penis

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Colin Fry backwards is yrF niloC

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Why cant Michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? because he is dying of parkinson's disease.

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Why did the little boy sit next to the big boy? Because he wanted to get raped by big Jake!

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roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

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Why could'nt Ray Charles read: He was black

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Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

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Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

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if ruddel jumped on your back what do you do leave him on or pull him offf? shoot him.

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What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

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So one time there was this woman learning...

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