what did the hammer do on the test -he nailed it.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? YOU'RE UNDER ARREST! GET DOWN ON THE FLOOR! NOW!

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AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

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why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

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What did the apple say to the Banana? ....Nothing... fruit don't talk

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nobody move! I've dropped my brain.

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Nope, but you know those like little stop motion things with clay figures? Plompsters or something?

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What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

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No, but I am not just an author, the important thing is, that this kid has been stopped as we speak, as I said he was selling information to several clients on the deep web, and patterns do reveal that he was selling you out piece by piece while prepared to make a run for it once he delivered the vital details. Say, did you promote this guy a bit too fast or something? Either he knows as much as you do, or otherwise he has been learning the ins and outs of your little place pretty fast.

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What did Hitler say to Mussolini? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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What did the speech impaired man say ? Nothing.

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They say animal behavior can warn you when an earthquake is coming. Like the night before that last earthquake hit, our family dog took the car keys and drove to Arizona.

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Why is it okay to have four cats? Because I said so.

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One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

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A cat walks into a bar and says.......Meow

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Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

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Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

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What dosent kill you only makes you injured

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Awe the sky is crying.... No it's peeing

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? To get to the other side!

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How do you make a dog hate you for the rest of its life? Steal its bone and beheaded it.

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How do you get a bunch of baby guts out of a bathtub? A lot of tostitos.

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What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? I don't know, dinosaurs have been extinct for 200 million years.

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Larry The Cableguy....thats it.

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