Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

Why did the Olympic gold-medalist lose his faith in God? Because he began to feel that the the reasoning that most religions were based on was fairly spurious.

Why dont blind people go skydiving? Because they dont live when they hit the ground

Q. What happened when a man went to a bar? A. Nothing, The bar was closed.

why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

Whats funnier than 24, 69

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because he's stupid.

How much does a dead battery cost? Nothing, it's free of charge.

Two baby seals walk into a club.

Who is the most vile man in Britain? Jerry Carr, the guy who works at the casino.

What's worse than seeing a real joke on this website? Having diarrhea.

What did the kid with turrets CHEESE! say to his mom.

Name three similarities between racism and sexism I, S and M

Why was the man sad His got raped

How do you save stop your soulmate from dying of cancer? Shoot them on the head.

Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

women are like puzzles because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote, puzzles still don't.

a man checks his mypsace

what is a mix of a bull dog and a shih tzu. a bread of dog that has a shaggy face and long hair

Why was Timmy so unpopular at school? Because he caught aids of his pet rock

Whats more ugly then seeing a raccoon and a frog f*cking Your mom

Three nudists, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. No one finds it particuarly odd because the three are conscientious and wear appropriate clothing in public places.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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