- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

Q: What would happen if you didn't sleep all night? A: You would probably be really tired and start seeing things and speaking strange sentences as a result.

Man 1: my wife has lovley perfume. She smells like a peppermint cream. Man 2: Yeah, I know, I spent eight hours shagging her last night.

A gay man watches football.

Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

You know what's funny? Rape

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What did the lion say on a hot day in Africa? Nothing, lions can't talk.

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a motorboat. They are sucked into the propeller and brutally disfigured instantly.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What Do you say to an atheist after he sneezes? Bless you. Its just polite

What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

How did the dinosaurs die???? How the Heck do I kno?

Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Well I would open the freezer.

Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

What are three things an average teenager cannot live without? Oxygen, Food, and Water. Duh.

your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

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