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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the person get hit by a fridge? They didn't for its physically impossible for most people to throw a normal sized refrigerator.

Q.What Did the Little Kid Say To Cancer In The Hospital? A.Nothing. He Died From Cancer 3 Minutes Ago.

A blonde was told to go to the into the nearby swimming pool and sniff the Scratch-and-Sniff sticker on the bottom. Once at the bottom, she quickly realized that it was not a good idea and swam back to the surface.

Two people walk into Israel. The first is shot on the spot. The second screams "I only have two pennies in my pocket!" Immediately he is raped by five Jews.

Why is Jesse so fat? A horse, Because a cow gives milk thus creating pee wee Herman to jack off at an astonishing speed

Knock, knock. Who's there? Me, your friend George! You don't remember me! Oh. Sorry. I'm kidding. I'm a robber.

toby limbers is gonna follow in his uncles footsteps, the gay ones

A bunch of nuns were riding a three-seat bicycle. The seats were comfy and no one complained.

One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid with two stump arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy became cold easily.

A women left the kitchen.

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

Why couldn't the man get a job at the daycare? Because he was a serial killer/rapist.

Knock Knock. Who's there? grape. Grape who? Purple grape.

What's worse than getting a bruise? AIDS.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

Why did the friendly not play outside? Because they were dead. Just like your dreams.

Wanna know a Chuck Norris fact? He is 72 years old and likely to die soon

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