What did the blonde say when she was asked what color her hair was ? Blonde.

Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

why did the students in 7/8 red try to commit suicide? they had miss harding as a teacher!

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

What did the blind man say to the train conductor? Nothing. He was mute too.

A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

Jax vs Pig Jax: HOHAHOHOHAHOHAHOHA... Etc Pig *spinning head like neck is gonna break off* Shao Kahn: FINISH HIM! Jax: GOT YA! OH YEAH... BEASTIALI*Y, BEAST*ALITY? AGAIN?

How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

A guy walks into a Bar ........ OUCH

Wats blue and always in the sky?? Cheese! Except cheese is not blue and it is not always in the sky... By Rachael Mcmullan

Where was Suzy during the explosion? Everywhere! Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

whats an aids victims last wish not to have aids

How much weight can an ant carry up a mole hill? Ice cream has no bones.

Why did captain hook die? He wiped asss

How do you stop a air plane? You throw small infants into the turbine.

A hobo said to another hobo "Im homeless"

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food on the other side

what do you get when a white woman and black man have a child? either a girl or a boy

What's worse than getting raped by a duck? Getting raped by two ducks.

What do you get when you cross a hooker with five shots of tequila? Herpes

How do you make a 5 year old cry? Kill their parents.

Why didnt jimmy go to school? He had a hangover

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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