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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

Whats worst than being raped by a black guy? Being raped by two black guys? You racist i'm calling the police.

How do you get a black guy to stop hanging around in your front yard? Hang him in the back yard.

whats worse than a worm in your apple? the Holocaust

Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

What is the difference between tea pot and shinkansen? shinkansen is very quick train and tea pot is traditional piece of dishes..

why didnt the black guy die on the bus fire? The fire was in the front of the bus!

What is big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree A pool table

How do you make a baby fit in a bottle? Blender.

There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

why did tommy cry?his mother killed his turtle on christmas

Joe:Hi Steve how was your day? Steve:Fine why do you ask? Joe:Because I am gay. Steve:Well if you are so happy tell your sister.

Q-Why did the man fall out of the behemoth A- he had no legs

whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

knock knock whos there make up make up who hahahaha you said make a poo

What do you call a woman who can't walk? A paraplegic.

What is worse than waking up by your alarm clock on the weekend? 9/11

trump and hillary are both stranded on an island, who survives? america

Your mother is so fat that she has a very big butt and large breasts, which is quite attractive to some men, especially if they are open-minded.

Why do girls swim naked in lakes and oceans? so they have an excuse why their pussies smell like either tuna or cat fish.

A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

This week only, 2 for 1 misdemeanor shop lifting arrest. How can I do it? Because I can.

teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

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