Anybody else hate when people mispell words in jokes It ruins the joke Most them prob some scumbags Probs to Jeffrey K April 12, 2013 1:55 PM

roses are red violets are blue they really are

y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

Why was the man alone? Because he was tied to a tree.

Why was 9/11 funny? It wasnt; amny people died.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

Whats worse than finding an actual joke on anti-jokes? A.I.D.S.

How did the girl cross the road? --she didn't, she died trying because she was blind and didn't see the sign that said "Don't Walk"

What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

What's funny about anti-humor? Nothing.

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Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Duck, Duck who? Duck Sandwich

What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

What did the mentally disabled child say to the snowman? Mnnghhhmuhmuhhu ooh ooh ooh!

Why is 16 scared of 17? Because 17, 18, 19 *crickets*

Why did sarah fall of the swing? she has no arms. Knock knock. whos there? not sarah.

what did obama say when he lost his dog ? where the hell is my presidential dog !

Roses are black Violets are black I'm Helen Keller Everything's black

1 black guy jumped off a cliff at the same time as a white guy, who fell first? The one who weighed the most.

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