- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse then any minority? The fact they still exist.

Why did the jew ask for $10 back after he lent a boy $2? Because of inflation

why did the movie get bad reviews? it was a bad movie

Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

What's big, black, and just knocked an 8 year old girl off of her bike? The refrigerator I just threw at her. (not all are white you know)

whats the difrence between a japaneese and chineese person? one is from japan and one is from china.

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What do you call a muslim flying a plane> .....a pilot

Is that a banana in your pants or do you just have an abnormally large penis?

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

What do you call a gay man having sex with a woman? Sex.

Q: What does a giraffe say to the other giraffes? A: Nothing, giraffes do not have vocal cords and are therefore unable to make any sounds, much less speak; not to mention a giraffes brain is far to underdeveloped to talk in a spoken language.

Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

A horse walks into a bar the barmam asks why the long face The horse replies he's suffering from depression after his family was killed in a car crash and he has now turned to alcohol to sort his sorrows

Kid 1: Mama why is my name Daisy? Mama: Because when you were born a daisy petal fell on your head! Kid 2: Mama why is my name Rose? Mama: Becuase it was a nice name.

Q: Did you hear that Hollywood actress got stabbed last night? A: Really? Which one? Q: Reese.. um wither.. withersomething A: Witherspoon? Q: Yes. Her. She's in a critical condition.

Why was everyone screaming bloody murder? Their home team won

man ur hairline is soooo far back the archaeologists couldn't find it

Cheese

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

Huffing glue only becomes a problem when you get stuck on it

What did Batman say when he saw Robin? Hey look it's Robin

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