So a guy says to his dog "hey man when you piss in the toilet can you please flush, just because I don't like to look at your pee." then the dog sits back and says "...woof !!"

What do you call a black man that flies a plane? A pilot you racist bastard!

Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

Guy 1 : "I like your hat." Guy 2: "That's my hair, you moron."

What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

A Muslim and 2 French people walked into a bar They start to have a nice conversation about Charlie Hebdo

Q: How do you catch a squirrel? A: Throw a fridge at it

Three men walked into a bar. The last one ducked.

What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

What's 1+1? 69.

Who is buried in Grant's Tomb? DeShawn

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stoplight turned green

how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

Q: What did little Jimmy get his grandfather for Christmas? A: Nothing his grandfather died on Thanksgiving

roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

tennis grunts . . . no different from sex noises

Knock Knock. Not home.

What happend to the murderer who ate people? He was sent to jail for a number of years and now is having work done to stop him from eating people

a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

Why did the boy live on the street? He was an orphan.

What do you call it when an old person cuts off their fingers? Dementia

A baby seal walks into a club. :|

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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