- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Bigfoot, Santa, a dumb blonde, and a smart blonde all jump off of a cliff. They all reach terminal velocity and at impact at the same time. However, no one really cares.

What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

How many amish people does it take to screw in a light blub? None as the amish don't require artificial light

bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being chased by a coyote that hadn't eaten in several days.

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

What is the biggest lie that's still close to the truth? You came out of your momma's asshole.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "Yeah, but you make a really great sandwich!"

What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? The bench can support a family of 4?

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why'd he fall off again? Because we put him back on.

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Bob loves Anne. Anne loves Bob. No one cares.

What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

Doctor, Doctor, I can't feel my legs? We're going to have to amputate it to prevent infection, you won't be able to walk again.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van

How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

What do you call five gay men walking in the same direction? I don't know the usual human does not take note of such circumstance.

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