- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

trump and hillary are both stranded on an island, who survives? america

Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

Why do girls swim naked in lakes and oceans? so they have an excuse why their pussies smell like either tuna or cat fish.

What comes out of a zit? Purple poop.

This week only, 2 for 1 misdemeanor shop lifting arrest. How can I do it? Because I can.

Q: What was the proctologist doing on the street? A: He was observing the assfault.

A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

Your mother is so fat that she has a very big butt and large breasts, which is quite attractive to some men, especially if they are open-minded.

Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

A American seeking into mexico

Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

What did all of the blind children sing on the bus ride? Nothing because they drove off a cliff

What do you call a Black guy who flies planes? A pilot

Why did the cupcake walk into the bar? It can't it's a cupcake

What's green and gets you high? Marijuana.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

A bear comes across some people on a camping trip. But he then promptly leaves, because bears aren't inherently aggressive unless caring for their young or if they are provoked.

Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

Anybody else hate when people mispell words in jokes It ruins the joke Most them prob some scumbags Probs to Jeffrey K April 12, 2013 1:55 PM

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