What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

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A woman walks out of the kitchen.

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

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What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

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Q: what is socialism? A: a terrible system

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Everyone in the bar is very happy for him considering he has regained the ability to walk

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What's black on top and white on the bottom? Half an oreo

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Why is the white man sad? Because he watched the titanic

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Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

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Guy 1: When your Justin Beiber af. Guy 2: What Guy 1: Do you mean

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A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are on the run from the police. They see a barn, and decide to hide inside it. They find three burlap sacks, and each hide in one. The police enter the barn, arrest each of the girls, and sentence them to life imprisonment for murder.

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Tried to type an ascii of a penis, failed

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What smells like bananas but is invisible? Monkey farts

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Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

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Why is Michael Jackson bad at chess ? Because he is dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ... it wanted to cross the road.

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W. If I was one thing other then a person why would I be? M. The sun. W. Aww, so I brighten your day? M. No, you're just hard to look at.

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Q. What is the fastest animal in the world? A. An Ethiopian chicken.

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Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

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What does a man want more than sex? Nothing.

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What do you call a vehicle has 56 wheels? Anything you want, because it hasn't been invented yet.

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I AM FAGNETO! MASTER OF FAGNET! WELCOME TO FÅG! DIE X-FÅGGOT! XD Okay Fagneto`s roll me out of here, I am done with the super important last message to uh... You? No wait that sounds wrong, stop laughing you korean piece of... Seriously sorry I am drugged, you guys put enough valium in me to kill a cow, so please roll me out... I used to have a lot of korean friend you know, but then I killed them for being korea... seriously my fingers magically type shit when I am done, please roll me out of here, and fill that... Kundalini express? Is it me or did this get even more fagneto... Get me out of here now now now no

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denisssssssssssssss

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Women's rights.

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Anti Joke

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