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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you perform CPR on a black person. OK, first come down. I wish I could ask why you turned to Anit Jokes.com to ask this question, but this is serious. First, check for any air blockages using two fingers, then...

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion...

How did the idiot die? He comitted suicide because people were picking on his stupidity. (If you laughed at this you are a horrible person)

Q: Whats worse than finding 10 babies in a trash can? A: Finding 1 baby in 10 trash cans!

yo momma so fat that she needs to lose weight

Rozes r read Vilets r blew iy cahn noht spell becuase i am blind.

The snake had no skatebord to put johnnys refrigirator because the bettles mom had stolen the clowns purse were his parking had been for the airplane higway stop.

A man walked into a bar. He was treated at the local hospital with a minor contusion.

Why was the black guy convicted of a crime he didnt commit? Because in The American social syste

roses are red violets are blue cookie monster is gonna eat you big bird is yellow you look mellow dont forget elmo to

Two 16 year old girls are chatting on their way to school: Girl 1 : "hey, is that a hickey on your neck? say, have you been naughty? is it Brian's mark?" Girl 2 : "That's not a hickey, it's a bruise. My dad came home drunk again last night and beat me up for no reason."

Do you know what has always angered me about people not choosing to control their own lives Nero?

What's the difference between a black man and a Ginger? Their pigmentation.

I EAT YOUR SOUL. NOM NOM.

what is so funny about billy? nothing he is dead and if you laught at him you are the biggest jerk by: Brennan pickrell

why do people take pictures in the bathroom? because they just got done taking a crap and they wanna see if they lost weight.

Boy: Why'd the chicken cross the road Mom: I don't know go ask the chicken

Why was the little boy sad? Because he was raped.

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Cancer..... Just Kidding! He got a bike!

your mom is so fat, she stepped on the scale and said, "I really need to eat better and I'm thinking about getting a gym membership." She did so, and she lost so much weight that all her friends congratulated her everywhere she went, and some didn't even recognize her.

What will you never see? A white Guy that can jump.

How often does the lesbian vampire group meet up? Never. Lesbians don't exist.

What is the difference between your mom and a vacuum? The vacuum does not use your mom to clean the floor since it is an inanimate object and can not control people.

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