- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why had the father left his family. Because he was tired of dancing in a circle.

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Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

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A teen walks in on his parents having sex. He then vomits in his mouth and shuts the door.

How did the three girls get free drinks? Two of them were attractive and out of obligation to "the game" the third girl was also purchased a beverage.

What's sad about a pile of dead people? They didn't have life insurance.

What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

Q: How many Marys does it take to drive you crazy? A: Just one ::stares at Mary Annoyingly::

What is the difference between a pillow and a rock The rock could hert you.

Just think...there are 7 billion people in the world...so that's 14 billion orgasms!

A black guy and a Hispanic guy are in a car together. Who's driving? The black guy.

Why was the homosexual sad? Because his parents kicked him out, it was illegal for him to be married, and he had a difficult time being accepted by the society into which he was born.

Q: how do you drown a blond A: put a mirror at the bottom of a pool

Why did Kallum come to Getaway? Because he ran out of hats

Whats long hard and full of semen? A dick.

why didn't bob die? because he liked his hair just the way it was.

An englishman, a scotsman and an irishman walk into a bar together. They sit down at the bar, and the barman says, "What is this, some kind of joke?!"

What's a Mexican's favourite sport? Cross-country running.

"I saw daddy with mommy last night. I think he was stealing my milk."

How do you make a hormone? Modify bacteria using recombinant DNA technology.

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What are the similarities between aaron ash and a cow? they both have 7 stomachs.

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