- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The guys Joke above me is funnier^.

roses are red and violets are blue so is your mums fanny

what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

What does the blond say when she walks out of the salon Nothing, she is hit by a car, and promptly goes into a coma and hasnt said anything since

A man walked into a bar and a knife seventeen times.

A man cooks dinner almost every night even though his wife is the better cook, and the man is in charge of the household. Why? Because the man isnt a sexist douchebag.

yo momma so old that when she whent to school there was no history class

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He chickened out.

Time flies an arrow. Fruit flies like banana.

why did the boat float up to the sky? because everybody on it died including the boat...

what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

Girl fight: Teachers take them to dq Boy fight: Lunch and recess in the library.

Hey Bill, did you know we have a black guy in our family tree? Really? Yeah, he's still hanging there

roses are grey violets are grey either i am a dog or i am color blind i cant tell im deaf go die in a hole

blonde: your cute Gangster: wanna go back to my crib blonde: you mean you can go back in time?

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What do you call a woman in the kitchen? Her name.

why did suzy get hit by the bus because she got dumped into the road and she had no legs

What's green and has wheels? Nope, it's a car.

A man walks into a bar wearing large and baggy pants. The bartender asks him, "Why the large, baggy pants?" The man replies, "Because they're comfortable."

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A man walks into a bar. He asks for a beer. One of the bar tenders twlls him they are all out. He takes out his gun. He has 1 bullet and there are 3 bar tenders. He wants to kill them all. What does he do? A: Shoots 1 and pegs bricks at the other two.

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