A Priest, a Rabbi and a Shaman walk into a bar. The Bartender looks at them and says "What is this a Joke?"

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What is the difference between a Homosexual and a Heterosexual? They are both Black.

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I heard a scary rumor that when you plzy a windows istaller cd backwards, it plays a secret message, but what's even scarier, is that when you play it forwards, it installs windows.

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What do you call someone like Sarah Palin? A tragic victim of America's flawed educational system. But hey! She learned one thing though! Russia is right in her own backyard! Oh wait that would be wrong unless her backyard stretched all the way across Alaska and the Bering Sea. So she didn't learn anything at all. OK she's just dumb

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How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? Depends on how big the lightbulb is

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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There's a football player who walks into a bar and sees a gay guy. The gay guy says, "So you're a football player, right?" The football player says, "Yes." The gay guy says, "I have a game of football myself. It's called fart football. It's where you drink a mug of beer in less than five seconds and then you drop your pants and fart for the extra point." The gay guy goes first. He drinks the mug of beer in less than five seconds and farts. The football player goes. He drinks the mug of beer in less than five seconds then he drops his pants and before he farts, the gay guy says, "BLOCK THAT KICK! BLOCK THAT KICK!"

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot you racist S.O.B.

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Roses are red violets are blue What the heck do flowers Have to do with You?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like funny jokes but I tend to ruin the punchline by just talking too much and that's probably why no one likes me and...

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How did the mexican die while fixing a lightbulb? He fell off the ladder.

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What's heed and has wheels? Your mom.

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a black guy, mexican guy, and asian guy race to hop over a window. the mexican because he had to clean it first.

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DINOSAUR Street Fighter 4: Masterchief edition LOUND ONE! BAKE! And the final results: Sagat: Heh, you want some... cornflakes? *BOOO! YOU THUG!" Ryu: WHOWANTSSOMEPOUNDCAKE! *Delicious poundcake omg" "Well, at least better than serving a fucking bowl of foocking cornflakes with milk in four goddamn hours!" YOU LOSE! "You must defeat my Poundcake to stand a chance, I am the worlds greatest pillow fighter!" GAME OVER

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Three kids are playing on the swings. One of the kids falls off. He then gets up, gets back on the swing and continues playing.

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i man walks into a bar, he is found dead two days later with severe head trauma.

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Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

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Niall Horan

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was shot.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

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Why was the little girl crying Someone therew a dump truck at her

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What is worse than finding an apple in you worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

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So there were three guys on a plane. they all died.

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What did the black boy get for Christmas? Black people don't celebrate Christmas.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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