- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two black guys walk into a bar. One of them was white.

roses are red violets are blue most poems rhyme but this one doesnt

Why did the girl talk to her computer? Because she was Skyping with some faraway friends. Why were her friends far away? She was sent to the moon. Why was she sent to the moon? Because she tried to create eternal night.

What has feet, but no legs? An alien.

Why is Abraham Lincoln a bad driver? Because he is dead.

A dog was driving his car down the road right? Wrong dogs can't drive cars

What did the anti-social man say to a girl Nothing

knock, , knock , who's there the gas man the gas man who ? the gas man who is gonna turn your gas off !

why did the Chinese guy take steroids? He didn't he's naturally small.

A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

what happens if you fart to hard? A.you shit yourself

what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

whats the difference between this joke and other jokes other jokes have a punch line

guess what im a bitch i have no balls and i can slap your mum in the face

Q: Who was shot 50 years ago? A: Abraham Lincoln was shot 50 years ago! (=

What did the boy ask the ice cream man? Can I have some ice cream?

Roses are red, violetes are red, I'm colorblind

I read the terms of service.

Why does an ostrich have such a long neck? Because its head is so far from its body.

What do you call someone who has slept for 48 hours straight? Dead.

Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

Knock knock Who's there. Interrupting cow, sorry you can see where this is going, just let me in without asking any more questions please.

Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live on at the bottom.

Don`t be mean? WOMAN! DO YOU NOT HOW TERRIBLE THE DEMAND YOU MAKE IS? ...Fine alright, I wont leave you hanging then... So I wont call. Moral: "Seriously though, I am leaving too, but I want the top comment"

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