- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

Do you know what's annoying? Steve

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because the branch broke.

A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

yo mamma so fat she should probably look into a clinical weight loss program and exercise daily.

why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

What did the black person say to the white person I'm black your white

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

What's more funny than an anti-joke? A joke.

Why did it take the rabbit so long to enter the rabbithole? Because he was hit by a truck and lost a lot of blood.

Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

What is a black, yellow like liquid that contains carbon dioxide, usually kept in a can, and is not coke? Pepsi.

Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

How about that airline food?

A boy spelled the word "banana" wrong on a spelling test... Points were deducted.

A 16 year old girl went into a bar. The police realized she did not have an ID, and arrested her.

What is better than a 50-inch wide plasma flat screen TV? A 51-inch wide plasma flat screen TV.

A guy with a severe attention deficit walks into a bar and... oh, look, the sky is pretty... wait, what was I saying ?

some kid told me pink dolphin clothiing was nigged, so i took an eraser , gave it to his sister and beat the poop out of hiis car ON A THURSDAY!!!!!!

What is the difference between a horse? All the legs are of same length, especially the back ones.

Humans and dolphins are the only species who have sex also for enjoyment.

What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Dinosaurs are extinct.

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