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Knock know! Who's there? Aids! Aids who? Aids! Aids who? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I'm not aids!

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Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are red I'm colorblind

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How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat it for being black.

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What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

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What did the Macedonian guy say to the Croatian guy? Both of our countries are from the former Yugoslavia.

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why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

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What? Chicken butt Why? Chicken thigh Who? Deez nuts

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Why was the asian bad at sex? Because he was 5 years old

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A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

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When you try to go to anti-joke.com but get redirected to Horsehead Network...

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Pandas Everywhere!!!

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? That's right.

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WTF? If you look at life from the right, you might just see whats left, and just then I looked down at the midget as he said "Yo whats up?" I told him, hey do you like left? He said! DAAAAAMN RIIIIIGHT! I spent a while just standing there wondering what the hell was happening into my life, it was so right it was left and wrong... NeroMetal (No fucking idea what Neronism is, I just play streetfighter V and type books that confuse people)

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what's black, white, and red all over? a penguin stuck in a blending machine

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The bartender says "We don't serve time travellers here". Two time travellers walk into a bar.

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Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

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A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

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why did your mom make food to feed the killweeds.

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And you honored it I see :P

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Boy: Are you from Tennessee? Because you're accent sure sounds like it.

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Roses are blue Colton is gay

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