A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

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What happened to the man who ate a piece of pizza after doing a lot of sit ups, while rubbing the belly of a fat man, and feeding his baby at the same time? He Lived

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A man in a car turned left at the end of his road. Then he proceeded .1 miles and turned left again, as his GPS instructed him.

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender says ouch.

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What is worse then not being able to drink your vodka right away A black guy drinking for you

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#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

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Me - Ask me if I am a Frog. You - Are you a Frog? Me - No.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

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Why was a white man mowing his lawn ? The lawn was getting undesirably long which provoked the white man.

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roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.

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What do you call an asian with a small penis? Whatever his name happens to be.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

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whats worse than finding a holocaust in you apple...........

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Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

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Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

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There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

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What is the difference between green and desert sage? About 20 bucks a gallon.

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I just drank a cola.

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call me maybe.

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A man walks into a bar. A few hours later he walks out.

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A wild bear walks into a bar, grabs a drink and looks at the man next to it. The man then wakes up from a dream and gets ready for work.

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what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

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What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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