- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so fat, that somebody should inform her of the risks of eating unhealthy foods because she could obtain life threatening diseases.

Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

Holy sh** a talking muffin!!!

Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

My spelling is horrible

Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

What do you call a deer that has no eyes? I have no eyedeer

What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

Why did old Mary fall off the cliff? There were no brakes on her wheelchair

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

Q: Why did the grand mother drop her cane? A: She got pused out a window.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Because the light was green.

knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

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