how do you make a plumber cry? pull up his pants....

A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

Oh my god it's the twinkie mobile!

what do you call a blind man who buys a caller i.d.? handicapped

What Did The Farmer Say When He Lost His Tractor.... "Wheres My Tractor"

What do you call a fake noodle An impasta

what did the brick say to the other brick? hello. the guy next to the bricks was shocked and went home and killed his wife then later higherd an indian man to give him a lapdance.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

What do you call a person who kills there own child? Casey Anthony.

Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

An alien just ate your family and all of the things you love

Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

Why are anti jokes not funny.... Because they make sense.

Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

What does a fish and a truck have in common? Nothing. One is a fish & one is a truck.

A small mexican boy saves up enough money to buy his very own skateboard. His mother is dead.

Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

mommy mommy! why are we pushing the car over the cliff?! the mom answers shhh youll wake your father...

what do you call a black guy african american

Knock knock. Who's there? I don't know, i was wondering if you knew.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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