A man cooks dinner almost every night even though his wife is the better cook, and the man is in charge of the household. Why? Because the man isnt a sexist douchebag.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

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Q:Whats the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? A:One less drunk

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What's red and funny? The holocaust

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*Knock knock* I thought no one was home so I left... Turns out my grandma hung herself

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How to smash an apple Iphone <<<<<< Use A Hammer >>>>>>> PS : if u want to break a hammer use an iphone

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Q: What are the best kind of jokes? A: The funny ones.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The Ambulance. Ambulance who? Sir, we're going to need you to come down to the hospital, your son is dead.

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Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

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Sammy bought 48 donuts. He ate 36. What was Sammy left with? Diabetes. Sammy was left with diabetes.

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Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat salad instead of sandwiches because she wants to lose weight by going on a no-carb diet.

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a man walks into a bar, when he leaves he thinks he can hold his liquor and kills a mother and two children attempting to drive home.

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what did the judge say to the lawyer during a trial. He said We are all in a court. thus concluding that the judge was retarted.

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High enough to know that fucking IQ is a terrible way to measure the total potential of the mind, which is potentially limitless depending on the person`s contact and control over the subconscious state.

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Q: What do you call half of the worlds population of black people on the moon. A: Close enough.

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i like going to public parks and watching the kids run and yell because they dont know im using blanks

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What's brown and sticky? Syrup.

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What do you call a man who only eats fast food? Unhealthy.

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How do you get a baby in a bowl? You put it in.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

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A captain crashes his boat into a rock. He has the option to save to save his wife or his best friend. He saves neither and drowns.

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what did the doctor say to another doctor? we are doctors

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Why should you be concerned if you see a black midget with no arms and no legs falling off a building? He might get hurt.

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How many people with Alzheimer's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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