- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

One time there was a man walking down the street. Wrong, it is physically impossible to walk down a street, you can only walk along it.

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

Why was the man shot in the head twice? He wasn't because he died after the first and it is nearly impossible to survive a gunshot to the head.

what do black and white people have in common? when they dont wear sunscreen, they get sunburnt, except for black people.

Why can't Lake Mossman find his penis? Because he's a fat ass, and he doesn't have any arms.

If your reading this you will realize that this sentence means nothing and I have just taken 5 seconds of your life that you'll never get back.

Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

Did you hear the one about the guy who couldnt find his shoes? No? ok ill talk to someone who will get the reference

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I f*cked your mom You have aids.

What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

I wish you were never born. Me too. Then I wouldn't have been raped today.

i did a 360 noscope, then i jizzed. from dylan

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

Why should you be concerned if you see a black midget with no arms and no legs falling off a building? He might get hurt.

why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

Why did the little boy with hepititess die? his mther drove him into the river!

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa on Christmas? His parents died the night before!

What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

Hey are you sleepy? Good, cause I just saw Jeff The Killer and Slenderman outside your window. Good night!

What did the retarded guy say to the other retarded guy? Youre Retarded

Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

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