- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse trots into a bar. He is left with a bump on his head.

roses are red, violates are blue, you left me for David, I am about to kill you bam *bam**bam*

Yo momma's so stupid, she got a moderately low score on her SATs, and sadly, was not excepted by any colleges she applied to, and never got a job. This is why she became depressed, and resorted to suicide to escape the growing pain.

Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

Jesus, Mohammed, and Moses all walk into a bar. They sit down at a table and glare at each other before turning to watch the baseball game. They support opposing teams.

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

Why was the man shot in the head twice? He wasn't because he died after the first and it is nearly impossible to survive a gunshot to the head.

What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

I will slam your FACE into the BOOK if you don't stay out of MY SPACE

what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

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Why was the boy sad The boy wanted a puppy for his Birthday So his parents got him a Toy dog Later that year he was found dead with the Toy Dog shoved down his mouth gagging him.

One time there was a man walking down the street. Wrong, it is physically impossible to walk down a street, you can only walk along it.

How do you stop a bus? You don't, and Regina George didn't either.

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

your no better than a cockroach

Not gonna tell you, that was one weird story, I feel like super high right now.

Why can't Lake Mossman find his penis? Because he's a fat ass, and he doesn't have any arms.

I wish you were never born. Me too. Then I wouldn't have been raped today.

Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

i did a 360 noscope, then i jizzed. from dylan

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