- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are blue, violets are red. I am color blind

As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

Q. Which one do you hate more? Jews, Mexicans, or Asians. A. I hate all of them, but jews are annoying when they resist getting stuffed in the oven.

Why did Lucy drop her ice-cream ? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who is there ? NOT LUCY !

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How do you make a clown happy then sad? You give him pot then shoot him in the foot

your mom is so fat, that your father is no longer attracted to her and it is tearing your family apart.

"knock knock" "whos there?" "pizza delivery!"

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

What's the difference between Miley Cyrus and a dead baby? One is a popular singer and the other is a dead baby.

Hey babe, do you like water, because I have water.

what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

when life gives you lemons, you should go to the hospital as you may have dyslexia

Comes a giraffe on a scooter to the hospital and asks: 'can I have some flour?'.

Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

How many tickles can you give an octopus? Ten tickles

Roses are red, VIolets are blue, Tulips are white, Sunflowers are yellow

Why is a T-shirt like a topaz statue of the Archangel Gabriel? They both start with 'T'.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks: dude, what happened to your eye? The man replies: abuse.

Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

Knock knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your stupid.

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