What funny about AIDS nothing its a terrible disease

A student asks a teacher: Sir, how much time would it take for me to do this quiz. Teacher says: From the second I give you this test to the second you hand it back to me.

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Female rights.

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

What do you call a German who roasts Jews for a living? A comedian.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

why did the little girl fall off the swing? she was a double amputee.

Why did the man die after getting his picture taken The camera was a gun

whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

Why did the chIcken cross the road? To escape the holocaust.

Have you seen the newest starwars? What movie? I mean that episode where stars fight... Will Smith vs Keanu Reeves? I am talking about the stars in the sky firing at each other! You know, those star pilots on planes... Flown by Will Smith and Keanu Reeves? BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! (You heard that one in your head)

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black —Stevie Wonder

why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

Which ballet do pigs like best? Pigs don't understand ballet, but they probably like the ones with audience participation, as they are friendly animals and enjoy interacting with humans.

Wait what? What if you use the what what? Sorry I am still like super hypnotic trippy, dont worry though, I dont want it to end.

There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

A 16 year old girl went into a bar. The police realized she did not have an ID, and arrested her.

Boy: Are you from Tennessee? Because you're accent sure sounds like it.

Why did the pig cross the road? To chase after his adopted chicken.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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