Three ladies were seen eating ice cream. One of them was licking the ice cream. Another was sucking the ice cream and the other was biting the ice cream. One of these ladies is currently married. Which one among them is the married lady? The one with a wedding ring on.

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Why did the black man fall down? A guy pushed him.

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whts worse than finding a worm in your apple? butt sex with the devil

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If you place a dog next to a cow, they're not the same size

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Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a tomato!!

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I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

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Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

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What's going to happen you? Your going to die just like everyone else in the world. Don't laugh, it's not funny

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World's 2 Biggest Lies 1. I have read and agree to the Terms of Service 2. That was my last piece of gum

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What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

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Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

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What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

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How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

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A man said to his friend that he looks like his mom died. the other man started to cry due to the fact that it was acctually his dad

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Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

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what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

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What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

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Q: Why did the boy have a bloody nose? A: Because a serial killer split his head in half with an axe.

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what is the biggest lie I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

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Why did the hispanic buy a pepsi? Because he was thirsty.

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I was walking down the street next thing I new 15 blacks and Hispanics died in a dive buy. The next day every white guy in the cars doin the drive buy blew up ohwell

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A young black man walks into a KFC. He takes a quick stop in the bathroom and continues on the road to his ivy league college.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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