What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

why did the chicken cross the road? to touch the goats beard

A man walks into a bar. Itwas an metal bar so the man was hurt.

Q. Why dont people like shane murchan ? A. Because he wears chinos .....

Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

yo mammas so fat when she runs the world spins faster

How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

2 squirrels with 2 massive boners and 1 little boner.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

what unique about 3 red signs and 1 blue sign right next to eachother? there all the same colors!!!!except for the blue sign.

What do you call a chicken? You say bawk bawk bawk bawk cockadoodledoo

Why wasent Toby at school He was hit by a tree

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

If you can cut half a rope. You can cut the whole rope.

What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

Q: Why didn't Little Jhonny go to school today? A: There was no school today.

Where did suzie go for her Birthday? A van

Do you wanna build a snowman ? No.

A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue In Soviet Russia Poem tells You -Ben

A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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