the joke below will not be as funny as this one.... hahaha other joke i just ruined you

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Whats black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

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What the librarian say to the man? Hi, can I help you?

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Why did the chicken go cluck cluck oh baby yeah balloon your mama oops did kangaroo say? I had sex with your wife and stole your car keys.

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Check this web out www.hurr-durr.com

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Whats funnier then two babies falling off a cliff? 2 babies falling off a cliff

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"Do you have Prince Albert in a can?" "No." "Good. Tobacco causes cancer."

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Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You pour cold water on her head or make a loud noise nearby.

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Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

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9 tottenham fans walk into a french bar 2 minutes later French fans attack them saying this is for making our history lessons boring 1 shouts ohh the holocaust French fans ash him even more 5 say there call the jew squard next minute there getting attacked by a bunch of kids and lying that there were 30 neo Nazi men.

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What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

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Q:Why did the man fall down the stairs? A:Because someone pushed him down.

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Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

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why do mexicans get made fun of

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When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

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what did the asian say to the other asian "where both asian"

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3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

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Do you smell that? Sex and candy?

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Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

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how many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one................ standing on a pile of dead babies.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

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