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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

How do you not get disappointed at the ending for "Mass Effect 3"? Don't play the game, dumbass.

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girls basketball

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

Justin Bieber walked into a strip club. Selena Gomez wasn't there.

What did the mentally retarded kid get in his iq test drewl

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom

A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, but she had anal hemorrhaging so it really hurt

Why is it hard to see a black man in the night? Because its dark out, and he's BLACK.

How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb? MORE GUNS!

Why is SkrillEX bad at fishing? S EX

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

Whats worse than biting an apple with a worm in it? Getting stabed until you died and being fed to your own children....... twice

Who is JP? A really smart kid! HAHA jk

knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

What did Hitler say to Mussolini? I don't know. I wasn't there.

I AM SHOWERING IN THE BLOOD AND ORGANS OF ENDORPHIN RUSH IN ORDER TO APPEASE THE GODS KNOWN AS... ME, MYSELF, AND I!

nobody move! I've dropped my brain.

Roses are red, violets are blue, i get tired of this shit let's have some grey goose

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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