- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do with a baby with a broken jaw? Deepthroat.

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What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

Q. How do you drowned a blond A. Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool

Yo Momma is Like a Prostitute... ...I pay her for sexual intecourse

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie Thum thump Who's there Bethany Hamilton

How do you start a riot in Mexico? Roll a penny down the street.

And then Jesus turned the water into wine. Some did not approve of this miracle "masta, whut is da reezon you did aint make this into tha coolaid? Bible files: Directors cut.

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

A horse shits himself SHITLESS!

Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

Why did the stereo break? Cause little Johnny threw a bat at it.

Knock Knock. Whose there? The Police, you wife died in a car accident.

I used to think skyrim jokes were funny. Then I took an arrow to the knee.

Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

Whats black, and chrispy inside...? A black guy with bonecancer

what do you get when you cross a dinosaur and a spaceship? a dinosaur spaceship

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced by the man with a gun.

Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

Why was the man picking his nose? Because he was born without one, and found one he liked.

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