- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the red paint say to the blue paint? They said nothing. Paints don't talk and you need to see a doctor if you answered anything else.

A father and son get into a car crash. They go to the hospital and both the father and son are unconsciuos. The doctor comes in to the son's room and says, "I can't operate on this boy, he is my son. How could this happen if the dad is knocked out? It was a gay couple.

Brock is a massive b00b who likes da siiiiiii

What did the Turkey say on Thanksgiving? Gobble gobble.

Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

There were two elephants in a bathtub. One elephant says, "Hey, could you pass the soap." The other replies, "No soap, radio."

A black man, a jew, a hispanic, and an asian are the only survivors of a plane crash, and end up on a deserted island, what do they do? Die.

What did the Asian man say when he got a math problem wrong? Damn it

How do you stop a black kid from hanging around in your back yard? Hang him in the front yard.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A catfish could never pass the LSAT because it is unable to perform high-level critical thinking.

Yo mama's so fat that when she steeped on the scale, it read a rather large number as compared to the average, healthy weight of the human race. Of course, she could become thin by working out or eating less, but she chooses not to because of the laziness that has now corrupted her completely.

whats black and hangs from my tree my neighbor

What happend to the girl in the corner? Idk that's why I asked!! :P

Your sister's feet smell so bad people encourage her to go home and wash them.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, There's gas in your shower, Because you're a Jew. Love, Hitler

Please Rape William Wright

Why is facebook ruining all of the world's social skills? Because Mark Zuckerberg has Asperger's.

Ps: Its "Cain" again, just for matters of security here, how did he install power wires under the basement? How are you even able to use your computer over there?

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

This ones for the dudes: Whats worse then having sex with a woman with no penis? Having se with a man

How often does the lesbian vampire group meet up? Never. Lesbians don't exist.

What is blue and roles about on the floor A baby playing with a plastic sack

whats worse than someone on the phone during a movie? your mother queefing on your bowl of cheerios

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