What happens when a chicken with a goat have sex? nothing.

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ever tried african food? they neither

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What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red paint is spilled on it.

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How did poor Miss Suzy get her poor little baby to stop crying? She cut off its head, burned its body, and sacrificed its ashes in a bizarre Satanic ritual that involved having sex with a heifer. (Miss Suzy was a Satanist priestess.)

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what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

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A teenager walked into a bar. A drunk man got angry and beat him to death with a club.

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Q-if you are what you eat ,does that make you cannibal? A- yes

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why did the boy fall of his bike He got shot in the face

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Why did the black man approach a small white girl in the alley? He was knew in town and needed directions

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Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

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What do you call a man with an eight foot steel spike wedged in his rectum? An Ambulance

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?"i'm so turned on right now." - horny light bulb

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What is the name of Helin Keller's street, state and pet Street: Mahhehb State: Hahgre Pet: habdsa

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

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What did the cancer patient say before they died? I am in so much pain. I love you all

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Roses are red violets are blue next thing you know my D*** is in you

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What do you call a bunch of whiteguys running down a hill? An Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black guys running down a hill? A Mudslide What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down a hill? A Jailbreak

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An old man walks into a movie theater, has a stroke, and dies as his family screams for help and attempts to revive him to no avail.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

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Q: What did the cat say to the dog? A: I hate you, alot

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Why didn't the man fall off his bicycle? Because He wasn't riding a bicycle!

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all on a deserted island with no food or water. The redhead decides to try and swim to safety, but after a few hours of swimming she becomes to tired to carry on and drowns. After knowing their friend died, the two other women decide that swimming is not a viable option for rescue, so they decide to stay on the island. A few days later a search party rescues them.

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What did the little boy say to a stranger? Nothing. He is very shy, and his parents always said to never talk to strangers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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