Why did the girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.

Why did the boy get hit by a wrecking ball? Because he picked up an upside down penny.

A fully grown cow walks into a man's house and says to him, "Hey, how have you been?" Traumatized by the vivid circumstances, the man falls to the floor and begins sobbing relentlessly until he passes out onto the floor from a violent mental breakdown.

I hope your not allergic to bees Because your about to be attacked by a live tiger.

Next Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Sexual assault.

What do you get when you mix monster, coke, and and seltzer? Kicked out of stop and shop.

Knock Knock Who did that?

What's worse than a dead baby inside a microwave? A microwave inside a dead baby.

what ddo you call someone that has a small dick benjamin

Why did the man say "huh?" Because he didn't hear what they said.

Knock Knock! Who's there? The police, your father just died in a boat accident.

Q: Why are Cats called Lolcat? A: They forgot to put "i" between l & c

Yo mama's so fat, that she died from obesity.

Knock knock. Its open.

What's the difference between a book and a house? Their names

What's worse than a work in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing the same joke repeated thousands of times on anti-joke.com.

A duck walks into a bar *************************** Later that day the homeless man had duck for dinner.

A white man went to the basketball court to play basketball and was confronted by a group of black men. They kindly invited the white man to play basketball with them and they had a nice day

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

What's the difference between Tom and Jerry? One is a cat, and the other is a mouse.

My Nan, that is all.

What is worse then falling into a lava pit? Nothing you idiot.

a boy poops in class everybody laughs and now he has no friends

Wow you look beautiful in that picture..... Let me see your tits. Sorry, I thought I was still texting.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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