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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock ... Knock Knock The man proceeds to leave.

What did the african get for his birthday? an ounce of water, as water is very scares in his community and it is a great resource

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she was dead.

I still remember the last thing my grandfather said before he kicked the bucket. He said: "Hey, I wonder how far I can kick this bucket."

Why did the camel climb Mount Everest? Actually, he wasn't a camel, he was a very experienced mountain climber. In any case no one really knows why he did it.

What did the girl with two broken legs give her parents for Christmas? Medical bills.

why did sally fall of the swing? because she had no arms... knock knock? (whos there) not sally

A boy walks into a bar, then walked out. He's not 21!

So, a Hispanic, Jewish, Asian man are on a plane. The pilot turns to them and says "Aren't you tired of this?"

Roses are black violets are black We are all black?! SHIT IM COLOUR BLIND

If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? Quite obviously, still quizzical, being that tests are just longer, harder quizzes.

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A man and his wife are sitting on the couch in their house, watching tv. The man says, "Do you smell smoke?" The woman then replies, "No." They then proceed to watch more tv.

do you know what Noah didn't bring on his arc? unicorns

A Muslim gets off his plane from Saudi Arabia to New York and walks to customs where a TSA agent asks him "what is you business in America?" The Muslim responds "I am here for a vacation". He walks on, and returns home 10 days later.

What is green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Why is water clear? Because it doesn't have a pigmentation.

What did the man say when he saw a tornado coming his way? "Oh my god, that's a tornado. I better get out of its way so I don't get injured.

What's worse than a baby on a pitchfork? Two babies on a pitchfork.

Just checked my Tesco burgers in the fridge and they're still within the use by date.

How long does it take you to count to 5? 5 seconds.

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

What can kill you when it falls out of a tree? Anything of a considerable weight actually.

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