you know whats worse than being cold? being colder

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

Why was Jacob not allowed to play sports? He fell down in the middle off the street and got ran over 50 times and could never do anything again.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

How do you get an annoying baby to shut up? Hit it with a bat

Knock knock! Who's there? A doorbell-salesman

The Princess is in another castle

Your mam is so fat.

How do you get a baby to stop crying Cut its head off

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

Why did the black guy cross the road? His car was parked across the street.

What is 9+10? 19

vatalk you are retarded!!!!!

A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

what do call a purple animal that eats rocks? A purple rock eater..

Friends are like lettuce; If you eat their head, they die

How many immature teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Your Mum.

who is smarter than a human? a nerd

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

salad days!

What do you call a person who kills there own child? Casey Anthony.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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