A drunk man into a bar. He is ripping apart a family

Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

I'm on the Seafood Diet. I eat seafood to replace fatty red meats, in conjunction with fruit and vegetables.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

What's worse than having embaracing parents? A: they are of the same sex

What is hard, long, moist, and flesh colored? A hotdog you dirty, dirty bastard!

what do you get when you give a man viagra? A man with an erect penis. Viagra is known to increase blood flow and vascularization in the penis, allowing for erections for people with erectile dysfunction.

whats worse than a paper cut? getting your head chopped off

What's black, white and red all over? A race war

A man walks into a library looking for books on poor punchlines. The Librarian directs him to the appropriate section.

Nero, sure you are okay?

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock eater What's purple and eats rocks? It hasn't been discovered by science yet...

Q:How come we have a black man in th white house? A: because we elected him

What's worse than waking up next to an ugly girl? Waking up, sealed in a coffin which is floating on a raft traversing through shark-infested waters. Oh, and the raft is on fire.

Why isn't Michael Jackson aloud at Disney world? He is dead.

Yo Momma So Fat!

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

I named my son ps2 controller

Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

How do you make a Bong Ki mad? Call him a Bong Ki.

Whats worse then getting AIDS Math class

How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

There once was this guy and he fell down

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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