- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say to the cat. ~It doesn't matter it impossible for 2 Species to Communicate between one another.

Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

Did u know that 10/10 people die?

"Roses are red, violets are blue," she explained to the color blind child, who was unable to understand the concept of color.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who practices the Jewish religion. A pizza is an italian dish consisting of dough, cheese, and tomato sauce.

apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

What did the bride do on her wedding day? Get married.

What is Godzilla's favorite sport? Nothing, Godzilla is a fictional character.

What did the bar say to the man? Nothing, bars can't talk

Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Let's go play on our bikes.

Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

Whats black and hanging from a tree in my backyard? A tire swing

A bar walking into a mans house, then the blonde says stupid words like why did the chicken of the sea cross the road and pigeons go moo moo like a cow.

Screw it you write the joke.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Come in! Come in who? I'm just com in' inside.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

What's green and hangs from trees? Leafs

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

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Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

Knock knock. Who's there? Chet. Chet who? I probably shouldn't be giving you my name, just get in the fucking van...

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