- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a beanch can support a family

Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch pórn daily.

What do you do when a bomb is exploding 2 inches away from you? You die.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Q: What did the forgetful person say to the other? A:

How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

A blond, burnette, and red head walk into a bar. They sit together and enjoy a few drinks while catching up on eachother's lives.

Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

Why did Batman brush his teeth? So he wouldn't get bat breath

Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

Q:Where did sally go when the bomb went off? A: Everywhere.

A pair of brothers walked into a bar. It was where the wake was being held from their mother's funeral.

Roses are red Violets are blue If you are reading this Then it must be deja vu

have you seen stevie wonder's house. no? Well nethier has he you

Why do white people not eat crackers? Cause it's cannabalism.

How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

Why can't Michael Jackson work at a boy scouts camp? Because he's dead.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Nobody, this is a metaphorical door..

What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? I don't stab pizza 47 times in the chest with a chainsaw.

Your name is Fired, your Boss comes up to you and says "Your Fired" You say "I know my name." Your boss gets mad and throws you in a chimney

If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

You do realize that in my home dimension of earth, I am just lying in the sun, typing on the goddamn laptop right? I mean are you retarded OR SOMETHING? I AM THE GODDAMN MORAL MAN! Moral: Honestly though, If I where like running around shouting this, I... Would begin to get slightly worried...

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