What did the T-REX say to the Yettie? This is a highly improbable situation, therefore there is no need for an answer.

a man walks into a bar and quickly notices a young lady having a drink. He sits beside her and asks 'why the long face?' 'My mother was raped by a horse.'

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive a car? Because she was a woman.

what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

What kind of coffee did they drink on the Titanic? They didn't. They all died.

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? A fat kid sitting on you

a black man walked into a black bar. what color was the bar afterwards? the same color. its a drinking spot not a pole

Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

Lady is taking her Alzheimer grandpa to shop for his birthday. Parks, gets out and opens the door for him. He looks at her and asks? Who are you?

what is juicy and smells like juice,but it is not juice? juice. i lied about it not being juice.

what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy But I just kissed you... And I have rabies!

I'm Polish.

Penis chickens

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause fuck you thats why

whats worse than unloading a truck of dead babies with pitch forks? Finding one alive

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says what will it be? The duck replies "lemonade!"

Whats the difference between a person with cancer and breakfast? Breakfast is important

What did the starving african child get for his birthday Ebola

Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

What's the difference between a rhinoceros? I DIDN'T MURDER MY BROTHER OKAY!!!!!

What does the president and the prime minister of china have in common, Sickle cell anemia. 342

Its crackers to slip a rozer and dropsey in snide.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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