Yo mama so poor that she's having trouble making ends meet without government assistance.

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

why aren't doughnuts square? because they are round

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

Why was the Asian girl doing a math problem? It was her homework that her teacher assigned her class.

Knock knock, Who's there Why did the chicken cross the road? Idiot.

woman's rights

why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

A man and woman walk into a funeral home. They are both very sad about the loss of their father who they loved dearly.

A woman went for a midnight jog. She's been missing for 12 years now.

Your mom is so fat..., that she died of a heart attack at an early age and everyone mourned her greatl

Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

What did the man do to the begging orphan on a cold Christmas morning? He kicked him.

What starts with F and ends in UCK? Firetruck. What starts with P and ends in ORN? Popcorn. What starts with S and ends in HIT? Shit.

What's worse than dying in a car wreck with your family? You being the only one that dies.

What would you call Shaquille O'Neal if he was on the moon? Shaquille O'Neal, or any nickname you may have for him.

cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

What is the opposite of Obama? Mitt Romney because he his white and a republican so all is good with him.

Q: Why did the little boy drop his toy? A: He fell and broke his wrist, then dropped it in the emergency room, due to the broken wrist.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? alot of things, worms don't taste that bad.

Rose: Mom, why was I named Rose? Mom: Because when you were born a rose petal landed on your head. Rose: Than why is my brother named Brick? Mom: I liked the name.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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