What do you call Mexicans who go to jail? Criminals.

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Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator from cost-co and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door. Q: how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? A: after removing the elephant by means of walking out the door, slice the giraffe into small pieces approx. 1m by 1m by 1m and put those into the refrigerator

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Whats small white and has a hole in it? A powdered Donut

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Where did Sarah go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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An asian is doing math hw then his dad drives through the door

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two peanuts were walking down the street one was assualted

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What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer caught it.

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That Rachael chick needs to get back in the kitchen

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him to leave.

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Two peanuts were walking down the street, one was assaulted, the other was brutally raped.

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What's worse than 13 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 13 trees...

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when life givs you lemons you say no thank you i dont take food from strangers

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Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

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A blonde was very smart, and nobody made fun of her when she sometimes made small mistakes like every other person regardless of hair color.

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Why did the old man die? He was old.

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A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. There is a frog in his beer.

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What was the racist kid's least favorite ice cream flavor? Chocolate for an unrelated reason.

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Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was on a diet

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I was walking down the road yesterday with only 1 shoe. A man stops by and says "Did you know that you lost a shoe?" I reply "No I didn't. I found 1."

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One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

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Why did the cow fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second cow fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first cow.

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"Torture the orphans as much as you want. Who they gonna tell? Their parents?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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