Why did the man leave anti-joke.com? Because he realized that it was time for dinner and the ham was burning.

Q: What did Bob want for dinner? A: Cheese Burger, Fries, Coke, No Beverage

Irish man English man and a Scottish man all in a plane they jump out then they land

What did the Rabbit say to the horse? They are both completly differebt species and cannot communicate. Therefore, the rabbit said nothing.

What's awesome about going to a no-pants party? Getting stabbed 2 times.

Q:what does your face and this site have in common? A:both are poorly constructed

What do u call a matthew vasquez with a guitar, a one man mariachi band... cuz he is mexican

A man gets a new job working for his boss. Later, he beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later concluded that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

What happen when the man preposed to his girlfriend? He regretted for the rest or his life.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't so much cross the road as he did go down the road, to the supermarket, where he was sold to a family of 5, and taken down yet another road to the family's house, where they enjoyed a nice family dinner.

Yo mamas so tan she might get skin cancer

knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

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Why Did Suzie fall of the swing? She has Polio and will die the Next Day

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas. A new vest and a puppy because his father got a promotion and a much higher pay raise.

The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

how did the fat man survive the plane crash? he didn't, he died like everyone else.

1: Knock Knock. 2: Who's there? 1: To. 2: To Who? 1: To whom.

Autism... is not funny at all, it is a serious issue in today's day and age and must be addressed and cured

One day a black guy bought some fried chicken. The clerk said: Lol you guys always eat chicken! Lol said the black guy, yeah I am here a lot. Clerk: No I meant your kind of you know... I KNOW WHAT? Clerk: You guys at the studio next door! Oh, yeah, lol I almost thought you meant my skin color! Clerk: You fucking Negroes always thinking we are racist...

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What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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