- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

How do you scare a plumber? Kill his family.

Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

i have no freinds on facebook.... overated

Ed Milliband knows what's best for the UK.

2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like saying the colors of flowers, Delphiniums are also blue.

Why did the black man drown? Because he didn't wait 30 minutes after eating.

Knock Knock.. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Daves dead. This is Darrell.

Recycled jokes are about as good as a scalar roundabout... [L]

"Why did Suzie fall off the swing?" "She had no arms." "What did Suzie get for Christmas?" "Cancer." "What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a tub of dead babies?" "I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage." "What did Suzie get for Christmas from me?" "My tub of dead babies."

why do leprecon's laugh when they run through the grass? because it tickel's their balls

What do you call cheese that's mine? My cheese

Did you hear the one about the dead guy? Apparently he was no longer living.

2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked then proceeded homeward where he murdered his whole family by ax

A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

Here's a joke for you, my life...

Why did the computer crash? Because it had too much alcohol.

Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

Knock knock Who's there Orange and Banana Orange and Banana who? ... The man opened the door and saw a bowl of oranges and bananas.

Why did Billy start a fire? Because he was cold.

What is the opposite of Obama? Mitt Romney because he his white and a republican so all is good with him.

How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

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