- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens if you punch a girl? An equal rights protest.

hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

Ed Milliband knows what's best for the UK.

Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

Ben: do you want to hear a joke. jack: yh go on then, i bet its funny. Ben: Your future.

Q:what's worse than eating outdated raviolis? A:terminal cancer.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like saying the colors of flowers, Delphiniums are also blue.

i have no freinds on facebook.... overated

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

Why did the black man drown? Because he didn't wait 30 minutes after eating.

how did the little black boy cross the river? he walked over the bridge.

Knock Knock.. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Daves dead. This is Darrell.

Holocaust. I was too lazy to make it complete, so enjoy the punchline and comment your own question. It will probably be funnier.

Why did the boy live on the street? He was an orphan.

2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

How do you scare a plumber? Kill his family.

three people walked into a bar and there was a blackman,a jew,a white man and a nazi bartendor which ones did he shoot? The black and the jew and the white man

you're so stupid, you have trouble understanding what you read, like the newspaper, for example

Why was the boy in a wheelchair raising money to buy a basketball uniform? Because wheelchair basketball is a popular sport

Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

How come Asian's are so clever? Their baby food is blended textbook paste.

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