Q: What did the psychopath dream about? A: An insane chimpanzee kicking his head off, or maybe something normal

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

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the anti-joke.com joke was just like a normal joke. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

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What did the Apple Tree say to the Oak Tree? Nothing.

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Your mother is so fat that when she went to get weighed she was diagnosed as clinically obese and later broke down into tears.

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Q. What did the boy do for his birthday? A. Nothing. His birthday occurred on 9-11.

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How do you get a cow off a swing? Hit it with an axe.

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what type of cat has green feathers? a green-feathered cat.

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A drunkard walked into a bar, and up to the bartender. He proceeded to **** the **** until he ******. I proceeded to break down in immense frustration over censorship.

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who is smarter than a human? a nerd

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

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Why did the boy drop his icecream cone? Because of the shock of seeing his dead family.

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What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

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roses are red violets are blue .no one cares about you, your a jew.

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Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

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Does Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? No, it's a scam.

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There were once three brothers who were traveling along a lonely, winding road at twilight. In time, the brothers reached a river too deep to wade through and too dangerous to swim across. However, these brothers were learned in the magical arts, and so they simply waved their wands and made a bridge appear across the treacherous water. They were halfway across it when they found their path blocked by a hooded figure. This hooded figure then proceeded to step out of the shadows and mug them, all three of them were brutally murdered. This is why you stay away from hooded figures when you are being talked about in a story being told in third person.

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Why was the Indian at the casino? He had a gambling addiction.

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How are a black man and a banana similar? They are both intelligent human beings, except for the banana.

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Angus is so Scottish he wears a kilt when it is socially appropriate.

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Q1: How do you get an elephant to laugh? A1: Tell it a joke. Q2: How do you get a cow to laugh? A2: Cows can't laugh.

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What happened to the boy who wnt through puberty? He bacame a man. There is nothing funny about a perfectly normal expirience that everyone goes through wether they like it or not.

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Why was the black man picking cotton? Because he was in an area where slavery is a socially and morally accepted practice.

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What do call a man with a daranged wife? Married

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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