- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna hear a joke? WNBA

Do you know what has always angered me about people not choosing to control their own lives Nero?

what do you call a guy with no arm and legs laying by the door? Matt! what do you call a guy with no arms and legs floating on water Bob!

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Your parents are dead, and so will you.

What's sad about a guy jumping off a cliff? The cliff.

What's a group of people that has an N, an I, two Gs, an E and an R that have no souls? Gingers.

What grows best during the cold Winter season? The number of deaths among homeless people.

Why was the baby crying? Because it was on fire.

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Whais red and bad for your teeth? a brick

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

What did the doctor say to his patient? You have AIDS.

A Jew, a black man and a Christian enter a bar. Black people werent allowed in at the time so he was escorted out. The Jew And Christian have a blast and the time of their lives that night.

Why did the frog die? Because I stapled it onto a boy's face.

Your mom is so fat, she went to the hospital, and they intern, turned her exess fat into 12 babies.

why couldnt luke open the door? he had no arms

why did amelia earhart get lost? because she was a woman

How can you tell the difference between a cow? One says moo

What do you call a Mexican that sails a ship? A sailor

What do you call a jew without a nose? A most likely kind and interesting anti- steriotypical person

Why was the girl-scout crying? I hit her in the knee with a baseball bat.

A fireman walks into a bar. Everyone has burned alive already, and he's too late to save them.

Q: What do you call a cow with no legs? A: Lunch.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? The Mexican blind cave tetra (Astyanax mexicanus).

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