Holy mother moley! Britain just brexited! Now there's no more Britain. Britain is all gone.

What did one sausage say to the other? Nothing. Sausages don't talk...

what do hookers and bungee jumping have in common? They are both 100$ to be in/on and if the rubber breaks your screwed

Q. Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? A. Because he had alzheimer's and couldn't remember how to ride a bike.

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Why is my brother so bad at making anti jokes cuz HE HAS a sense of humor

a black man walks into a shop for an interview....everyone gets afraid and hides behind there desk..when the black man wonders why they are scarred he says "I'm here for the interview"...they all tell him to leave because on his resume he put his name as john...they thought he was white....

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 6's boss, has been sexually assaulting 6 for years at work, but 6 needs the money too bad to say anything or quit his job.

Whats the difference between platinum blondes? Absolutley nothing they all look exactly the same.

Why did Sally fall off the Empore State Building? Her mother threw a refrigerator at her. -BG

srrsly, the fuk is going down here? read down It`s satanist rituals or something, Are there mmodderators that will remove this things seriusly!Moral stuf is satanism!!!!

why did the guy cross the road? Because he felt like it

How do u save a black person from drowning? Take ur foot off the back of there head

Whats fleash color fleash color and fleashcolor? a naked hobo rolling down a hill

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

what happens when a migit and a horse have sex..... probably nothing

what do you call a ginger......... billy and mickee.......

What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

This is a bad anti-joke. Just kidding, it's a good one.

It only takes one drink to get me drunk.

I saw a TV show last night. And it was good.

Q: What's the best way to satisfy your hunger A: Eat

What did one jobless cancer cell say to the other? Lets go get Jobs.

Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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