- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Dandelions are yellow

If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

Why didn't the black man go to work? He had to attend his sister's funeral, who just recently passed away after her long hard battle with breast cancer.

Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

Yo Momma is so fat she is at risk of contracting Type 2 Diabetes.

Where can I apply for janitor school?

What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

There was a man posting an anti-joke... He had no life

How do you stop a bus? You don't, and Regina George didn't either.

Why did the chick cross the road? Because she's a gold digger homie, dat chick is greedy like a mofo. She be all up in your grill and sheit tryin' getchu to spend your money lik dat homie ditch dat hoe, she aint even worth it brotha.

teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

What do Wal-Mart and Michael Jackson have in common? They both have made a lot of money and are also well known around the world.

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

What do you call a black flying an airplane? A pilot you racist bastard.

Why was Osama Bin Laden so hard to find? His hiding place was difficult to come across.

What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

i walk into a bar,and then proceed to be taken out because i am a minor -chuckles

You were born.

a rabbi and a priest walk into a wall

What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

Your mama's so fat, that she died of diabetes

How do you drown a blonde? hold her head down until she stops breathing

A man walked into a bar. He stayed for a bit and had a good time.

How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

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