A friend of mine said; the only vegetables that makes you cry are oignons. that was before I hit him with a watermelon

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: No one knows because a chicken is incapable of communicating it's reason to humans.

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There was a boy named Steven, a son of a rich business man. Steven was an interesting child though, as he always kept care to one of his possessions. That possession being a plain, old, brown box. On Steven's fourth birthday his father said he could have anything in the world he wanted, just name it. Steven said he wanted two quarters to put in his box. The father agreed and gave his son two quarters to put in his box. Every year the father would say he could have anything he wished for, and Steven just asked for two quarters. Nothing more. On Steven's 18th birthday he got into a severe car crash. The father stood over the hospital bed where Steven lay. "I can get you the best doctors in the world. They can save you, please let me get you this for your birthday!" The boy shook his head. "All I want is two quarters" Steven replied. The father was distraught. "Son, tell me why you've wanted these two quarters every year you have been alive instead of anything else in the world". The boy complied. "Fine I'll tell you." Then Steven died before he could tell the father. The End.

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HOW TO RE-AD : FOR DUMMIES. (HELLEN KELLER ADDITION)

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Why was the strict Asian father angry when his son got an A- on his test? He found out that his son had been cheating.

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What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari? I ain't got a Ferrari in my car.

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. I am blind.

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Shltskc gw? G

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What do you call two black men riding on a tandem bicycle? Best friends.

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How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

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What's funnier than 100 dead babies? Everything.

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2 muffins were in the oven when one turned to the other and said. "Damn it's hot in here" The second muffin looked at him with a shocked expression and exclaims "She's burning the potatoes!"

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why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

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Why did the blond fall down? She died.

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Q - What do you call a bunch of white people on a bench? A - The nba - Cool Bean

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your momma is so poor that she is on welfare.

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HOw do u DEFeat thE hatErsz shitted on em

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Q: Why do Indians smell? A: Cause they have noses? Racist.

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What did one fat chick say to the other fat chick? Who cares, they're fat.

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Ok so im on antijoke.com and they tell me i can write my own joke... so i did.

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How do you make a white girl commit suicide? Bully her.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding worms in your stool.

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Knock knock, who's there? Your mom! Oh I'm comming.

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