- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

How many Santa Clauses does it take to change a light bulb? Santa Claus isn't real.

Jimmy's mom: Jimmy go do your chores now!! Jimmy: You shut your mouth, whore. Get your smelly ass back in the kitchen!!!

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

Q:Why did the Mexican cross the border? A:To come to America to provide for his starving family.

A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

Q: Why do circles make such good friends? A: They don't. They're shapes and there cannot have friends

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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You're so fake, Barbara Millicent Roberts is jealous of you.

Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and strangled the child.

Guy 1: Hey look under there Guy 2: Under what inanimate object that is physically visible and made up of atoms

What do you call a guy with an ax in his chest? An ambulance.

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

What's blue? The sky.

why is there art classes so people can make beautiful pieces of art :)

I LOVE MASTURBAITING ALL DAY!!!!

why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

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