- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar... "OUCH", he says for no apparent reason. He then buys a beer.

Why couldn't the little girl swing? She didn't have any limbs.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Cause KFC was chasing him.

A lion, a tiger, and a bear walk down the side of the road. This is what I observed last week in a suburb of Columbus, Ohio.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 eight 9

What is worse than finding a dead bug in your coffee? September 11, 2001

If you are riding on a boat and all the wheels fall off, how many pancakes would it take to make a dog house? It does not matter because fish don't like tomatoes.

How did the boys sunglasses fall off his face? He was drop kicked.

What do you call a man with an arrow to the knee? An ambulance because he's got a serious leg injury right there.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why wasn't the cab driver sent to prison after bombing the school? It was a suicide bombing.

jess always squints her eyes when making a point

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

What do you call the offspring of an elephant? A baby elephant.

I feel like making a good joke.But i cant. YN

Q. When's The Best Time To Wear A Striped Sweater? A. All The Time.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Elephant. Elephant who? Seatbelt.

how many blondies were at the mall? none they were too busy trying to find the sun.

I GOT YOUR BUTT PUSSY!

High enough to know that fucking IQ is a terrible way to measure the total potential of the mind, which is potentially limitless depending on the person`s contact and control over the subconscious state.

Ok so there were 2 white dudes telling black jokes...so one of the white dudes tells a joke to the other... 1st dude: what's brown and tall? 2nd dude: a tree 1st dude: no that scary black man who looks like he wants to beat us up.

What's a black man that drives a bus? A bus-driver

a man walks into a house... then realizes its not his house and leaves.

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