- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the homeless man steal food from the local grocery store? He had not eaten in three days and was forced to steal or risk possible starvation.

Your momma is so fat that she's developed a cardiovascular disease and has 5 weeks to live

whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

Whats green and smells like a red apple? A green apple

Knock,Knock Who's there? Afro Circus Ya get the fuk off my property!

Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

Every time a bell rings an angel gets it's wings. What they don't tell you is every time a mouse trap snaps an angel gets set on fire.

HEY WATCH OUT FOR THAT TRUCK! What truck? Weird I could have sworn I saw a truck...

Jimmy is taking a walk to Dairy Queen he walks into an allyway where he is shot with a 44 magnum and later dies in hospital his family morns

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

you see theres this guy.

Justin Beiber

a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

Why did the car get sucked up by the tornado? Because it was in Pilger, Nebraska.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. smacks ow. i kno. but hey im corn.

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "What'll it be?" The duck says that he should get his doctor on the phone because his hullucinations are getting worse.

What do you get when you cross a black man and a Mexican man? I don't know.

A blind man walks into a bar----b wire

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