- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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im jackson, i have a small willy, and like to finger my dog

I want some pudding. but I didn't have my meat. how can I have pudding?

What's black and white and read all over? Corn, I lied about everything.

Q: Knock, Knock A: To get to the other side.

Q:Why did the man fall down the stairs? A:Because someone pushed him down.

What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

Your life

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

What do you call hunter ? An anerexic that is skinny as a tooth pick. Duh

What do you call a muslim with a gun I dont know his name

roses are red vilest are blue shes mine and if you take my place my fist will go in your face

I once was an adventurer like you. But then I quit.

What did the prison inmate get for Christmas? A warm chair to sit in

Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

What's worse than a fly in your soup? Cancer.

if you're jesus and you know it, clap your hands

Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

Person: Hello Parking Meter! Parking Meter: Hello! The person then backed away in fear

A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

What was Dillon's old name? Dillon, I lied about the old name part.

Why did the baby's bedroom smell so bad? The mom farted.

Robin, get in the car!

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