- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

let me tell u a dirty joke a guy fell in the mud.

Why did the blonde go to the post office? Because she received a phone call from them indicating that there was a package for her.

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.The chicken was very distressed and trying to get away from the angry mob that followed close behind it.The chicken was never seen again. If you see a distressed chicken please contact your local police station.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Sally had no arms. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

What did one Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I would tell you but i don't speak Chinese therefore i have no way of translating it for you

there are three women witch one is married? the one with the ring on its finger

When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

Why did the cow fall Cause a fat kid pushed him over

I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

Q: Whats green and has wheels? A: Any form of motorized vehicle that is made for transportation and has a green paint scheme.

What do you call a feminist that believes that all women have just as many rights as men? Stupid.

One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

Why did the blonde walk into the men's restroom? Because the blonde was a man who needed to expel his feculent waste.

A penis walks into a bar..

Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, it is impossible for something to be red all over if there is black and white also.

Mum, "Why aren't you listening to me, are you deaf or something?" Son, (Silence)...

I am quite mature.

I took my sick iguana to the Vet. He said why did you bring him to me, a former soldier?

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