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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When there's something strange in your neighborhood, who ya gonna call? The Police. There's something strange in your neighborhood.

You know whats funny? Women's rights

How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

Why do They call a horse a horse? Because They speak English.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm a dog.

Yo momma so fat her pancreas doesn't work anymore.

A man was feeling sick and decided to go and see a doctor. He saw the doctor and then went home. He wasn't feeling any better so he decided to get checked-out by the doctor.

What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

What do Helen Keller and Beethoven have in common? They both died wondering what the hell their last words were.

What's the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney.

whaT DID HEVEN SAY TO THE FRIDGE hAVE YOU GOT A COLD

How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

What did the man say before he got stabbed? What are you going to do, stab me?

Q:why did i cross the road A: time to get a watch

like if u think princess kenny is the fairest maiden in all the land. if u dont, disregard this message.

A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he has no sense of living and no muscles to move.

What did the mother say to her son? I have Leukemia.

An eleven year old boy walks into a bar... he is searching for his father, who has a known alchol problem, and has been missing for five days.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar and have a friendly argument over their religious beliefs.

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