- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a priest and a jewish guy walk into a bar. they both drink as expected and go home to their families

Ask me if I'm a carrot Are you a carrot? No

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

Why was the asian bad at sex? Because he was 5 years old

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

su algato es en fuego

ask me if i am a tree. no.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Get a giant scorpion to rape him.

YOU KNOW WHO ELSE LOVED AND NURTURED ME THROUGH MY CHILDHOOD YEARS? MY MOM.

why does andy speak when not spoken too because he wants a smack

Your mom's so fat that she is going to contract heart disease by age 30.

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? a bike

Why did the chicken cross the road. It's head was cut off and it didn't know where it was

What did the Jew say to the German? Yes I would like fries with that.

How did the black kid apply for college? The Common App. Duhh

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at a grocery store? Because I wanna spill some milk on the floor so they can call spill on aisle 9 and I'll be there waiting for you and watch you clean my mess.

Why does Joel's breathe smell?

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "What'll it be?" The duck says that he should get his doctor on the phone because his hullucinations are getting worse.

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