- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so dumb that she had a below average score on her IQ test.

Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

Why didn't the black man go to work? He had to attend his sister's funeral, who just recently passed away after her long hard battle with breast cancer.

Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

Why did John suck at sports? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

why didnt the man go to the wedding? he wasnt invited.

What is the difference between a horse? All the legs are of same length, especially the back ones.

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What do you call a muslim with a gun I dont know his name

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Dinosaurs are extinct.

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Why was George Washington buried in Virginia? Because he was dead.

Why can't basketball players play hockey? Because hockey and basketball season occur at the same time.

What's the difference between a black cat and a black cat? Nothing.

Why did the gay guy go in the bar? To find some hookers

Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

What was Dillon's old name? Dillon, I lied about the old name part.

Who ate my sandwich? The office appliance that fell from the sky.

Why did the weiner dog puncture Doris's bladder? It got carried away during an oral sex session.

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What comes after Friday? A ?.

Why did the woman not wear a bra? Because she had breast cancer and got a double mastectomy.

What did the bartender say to the man? can i have a beer if you dont get it the bartender asked the customer for a beer

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