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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she's a woman

What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

What was so funny about my sister getting raped? Nothing, there's never anything funny about someone getting raped, especially when it is a close friend or family member

How do my feet smell? Oh wait. They can't. Feet are not sentient independent beings and therefore cannot experience the five senses, including smell.

Q. What's pink and fluffy A. Pink fluff Q. What's blue and fluffy A. Blue fluff

What did goldilocks say to the three bears? she was savagely murdered before she could say anything.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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What's worse than a pimple? Finding out it's a botfly.

Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

What do you get when you mix Jabba the Hut with a hen? nothing, genetically they are unable to reproduce due to the disproportionate number of chromosomes and DNA

Roses are Brown Violets are Brown Whos been shitting on my garden??

Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Let's go ride bikes!

Why is Blake dumb? He was in algebra one as a freshman. And his nickname is angry Blake

How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. One to screw in the light bulb and one to suck my dick.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

Jack and Jill went up a hill to snort a little coke, Jack felt horny , so did Jill. But unfortunately Jack cant's maintain an erection no matter how turned on he is.

a blind man walks off a cliff..... he's dead now.

How many band geeks does it take to catch a football? One, especially if he/she is on the football team.

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

What do you call a snooker cue that only hits stripes? Anything you want, it can't hear you.

How many wheelchair users does it take to change a light bulb? - They are not physically capable

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