- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the mother give her family on christmas? Some gelt, dreidels, and Challah because it also happened to be Chanukah on Christmas that year

Yo' mama's so black the dark couldn't even see her.

Why was Timmy strong? Because his dad injected steroids through his asshole.

A horse walks into a bar. Just kidding, it's a panda.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He actually planned to visit his family on the other side, but unfortunately he did not look both ways so was involved in a terrible car accident. His family now mourns their loss.

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

What happens if you an 3ft size olive, a glob of red paint and rainbow colored glue on a table and rub your arm in it? You get olive, red paint and glue on your arm.

Q: Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? A: A burglar

What nickname do you give Harrison Kinney if he is good at remixing music? Harrison "Remix" Kinney

What's purple and glows? An electric grape

What word starts with a P and ends with an ORN?.......Popcorn sickos!

What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

Why did it take so long to find Osama Bin Laden? No idea. Bad military tactics. Was he found?

why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

What's green, three feet tall, and can live forever? Definitely not Julie Andrews.

What has 8 legs and 1 eye? 2 chairs and half a fish.

What did one chick in a clothes shop say to another? That's cheap

Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

Who is JP? A really smart kid! HAHA jk

Q: Why did the boy have a bloody nose? A: Because a serial killer split his head in half with an axe.

Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

your mama so old, shes dead.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm drunk, I want Taco Bell.

roses are red so is ur face dont look at me like im a crazy bitch

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