- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Whats bigger than a tree A bigger tree

What did the penguin say to the other penguin? Nothing, penguins don't talk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

Whats the difference between an aboriginal and a deer? Nothing, infact they are quite similar, they have no house and smell like wild animals and jaywalk.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

What did the apple say to the Banana? ....Nothing... fruit don't talk

What's blue and looks just like water? Water.

Roses are red Violets are T I T S I like T I T S T I T S

Why is it okay to have four cats? Because I said so.

What did the speech impaired man say ? Nothing.

Billy wanted a toy for Christmas. Sadly, Billy died before Christmas.

united we sit, cause we're fat

Why did the man launch his rocket into the sun? He didn't. Overcoming the sun's orbital pull would require your rocket to travel ~7,400,000 mph, which is a velocity that is impossible for today's rockets to reach.

Knock Knock Who's there? a tree

Adam Claypool is a fag. and his mother sweats my cum. Now that we got that out of the way lets get to the jokes.

Your momma so stupid, she dropped out of school at a young age of 12.

Whats funnier than Dane Cook. The Holocaust.

Q. Why did the child's mother tell him to clean his room? A. Because his room was messy.

Nope, but you know those like little stop motion things with clay figures? Plompsters or something?

roses are red violets are microwaves i have amnesia what ma name iiizzz 'SHAWTAY

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

What did Grandma Sally give Little Timmy for Christmas? Herpes

Why did the polar bear die? Global warming.

A cat walks into a bar and says.......Meow

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