What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

Why did the chicken cross the road...

a man walked into a bar, sat down and had a drink with his friends.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender immediately shoots it in the face with a double barrel shotgun, ending the rabid animal's life

They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

roses are red violets are blue grass is green

What do you get when you write your own anti-joke? Herpes.

Why was the black man driving a plane? because he was a pilot, you racist.

Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

Shiiit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Taken from all sorts of species! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Bengal tiger, kangaroo, African elephant, blue whale too! Shit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-lala-lala!

Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

How do you stop a baby from crawling circles? You nail it's other hand to the floor too

A man walks into a bar and orders two shots the bartender then picks up his shotgun and gives it to him

How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

Why do blind people laugh at this joke? Because they can't read it and everyone else is laughing.

What do you call a Mexican hockey player? A hockey player.

Where did jimmy go when the bomb exploded.... (Everywhere )

A gay guy asks a boy out and a girl The girl said no but the guy said yes And the two gay guys went to dinner And made out

Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. *smacks* ow. i kno. but hey im corn.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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