Q: Why did the man eat the banana? A: Cuz he was hungry!

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A man questions wether a cat will always land on it's feet. He takes a cat from a pet store and tosses it into the air. The cat lands on it's feet. Startled, the cat runs into the street and gets hit by a car. The man goes to prison for theft and animal abuse.

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Ubisoft presents a game by ubisoft

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Will you please answer one question for me? "Yes" Thank you. -walk away-

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Why doesn't the chicken cross the road Because his dad got ran over by a car when he crossed the road

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Patient: Doctor Doctor! Every Time I Drink Some Tea, My Eye Is Really Sore! Doctor: Next Time Take The Spoon Out...

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Why did the old man throw the clock out the window? Because he didn't want to go to a store that could repair it, so then he thought that it was better off on his yard where it could compost.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Prior to this incident he was being chased by a psychopathec killer who had just murdered his family. As he was escaping on his bike, the murder's lookout who was holding a shotgun, swung the butt end of the gun, causing severe brain damage and eventually death to the escaping boy, also causing him to topple over on his bycicle.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Not only did 7 have that intimidating look to him, but 6 had recently found out that he was a well known mob boss who also went by the name of Lucky Seven. he was in charge of a gang called The Prime Numbers. They had been terrorizing 6's city for sometime now, whether it was stealing, mugging, or even killing or vandalism. 6 sure had a lot to fear, but he knew things might turn out well, as 6 had a great ability to try his best and do what he believed in: Justice

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Why did the baby cross the road? he was taped to the chicken

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Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

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How did the dinosaurs die???? How the Heck do I kno?

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what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

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Knock, knock Whos there? docter doctor who? yes how did you know?

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homosexual rights to marriage

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roses are red violets are hot dog this rhyme has no sense fork

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a motorboat. They are sucked into the propeller and brutally disfigured instantly.

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The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

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Yo momma so fat she weighs 400 pounds.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

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A gay man watches football.

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What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

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Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

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Where's my tractor?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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