Why did the chicken cross the road Who the f*** let out the chicken

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If at first you don't succeed, go kill yourself

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yo mama is so hairy she has afros on her nipples

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why did the teacher say that the student did well in class? because the student did well in class

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What's small, black and at the top of a burning building? Oh shit - I forgot my baby

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Mario walks into a bar A yak walks into a bar An orange walks into a bar 30 men barf in a juicy yot

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What sound does a baby in a blender make? I don't know, I was too busy masturbating.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit by a car

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Knock knock. Who's there? Tim. Tim who? Tim Smith.

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Why did the young girl fall off her bike? Because somebody threw a fridge at her.

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Q: What do you call Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen. A: two things: Their names, and a doctor because they are both in need of a nutritionist.

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What would make African women very happy? food and healthcare for their kids, and a proper education.

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What's long, hard, and has come in it? A long, hardcovered book.

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Whats brown and sticky? - A brown stick.

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what did the man say to the other man he bumped into? sorry. and they never saw eachother again

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What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

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What is worse than the holocaust. A worm in MY apple!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme The end

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What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

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What did the kid in the wheelchair get for Christmas? AIDS.

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A man walks into a bar and breaks his nose, he asks the bartender for help The bartender says "no you're a f***ing idiot"

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5 black men walk into a 7-11 at midnight. They clog the all of the toilets in the mens bathroom causing them to over run.

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One day a object is flying overhead in a city and a man in a crowd of pedestrians yells, "It's a bird!" another man yells, "It's a plane!" No one else says anything as they stare at the two men that had become so excited about a possibly seeing a bird or an airplane.

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Why didn't the jew eat pork? He was vegetarian.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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